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Lucifer’s love language is gifts, but Alastor is too proud to accept them - or, is he?
Bookmarked by kdangerf
10 Jun 2026
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Alastor was always dead quiet during sex and Valentino had found out the hard way i.e. finally getting the Radio Demon into his bed and then worrying that he had somehow miraculously become bad at sex overnight. But what Alastor lacked in the audio department, he certainly made up for with the visuals, Valentino just had to swap out his signature glasses for a pair of contacts and pay attention.
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Bookmarked by kdangerf
05 Jun 2026
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Alastor becomes an...interesting person when sleep deprived or on substances. What started as a bet is now a running gag at the Hazbin Hotel to see what new wacky things Alastor will say.
AKA an interconnected series of oneshots of Alastor having a gender identity crisis, having many many complaints about the appeal of sex, and scenes inspired by Crap Alastor Says.
Bookmarked by kdangerf
03 Jun 2026
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Alastor Being A Gay Menace For Three Hours And Thirty-Four Minutes by AsagiStilinski
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Feb 2026
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"Come here,"
Angel dropped like a ton of bricks, crawling closer and eagerly settling between his legs, staring up at him like a puppy waiting for a treat
"You know what I meant," Alastor huffed with obvious amusement, nudging Angel's shoulder for him to turn around
"You just love being between my legs, don't you?"
Angel bit his tongue, turning obediently, face pink as he shifted on his knees to face away from his partner
"...Yeah, yeah I do..."
"I know,"
Oh fuck him entirely, Alastor knew exactly what he was doing, and he was doing it on fucking purpose
Or: Angel has a crush on Alastor, Alastor knows that and doesn't reciprocate
so he says, but he just can't resist teasing poor Angel anywayBookmarked by kdangerf
02 Jun 2026
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Rosie helps Alastor relax after a long week of work…By petting him until he falls asleep on her lap. Pure fluff
Bookmarked by kdangerf
02 Jun 2026
