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    “You could date me,” Rozanov says nonchalantly.

    Wait. What?

    Shane is sure he must’ve misheard. He stares at the other boy in disbelief, his mouth hanging slightly open.

    “What?” he asks aloud, because surely Rozanov must’ve hit his head or something.

    But the blond man just shrugs casually. “You need hot fake boyfriend. I am available.”

    or, the fake dating hollanov fic, in which Shane desperately wants his ex to think that he's no longer hung up on him and his rival Ilya Rozanov is more than happy to help.

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    It's a trap, he knows this. This would be crossing a line that neither of them wanted to ever cross, but god did it piss him off that Rozanov found this amusing.

     

    He glares darkly at Rozanov. "I want you off my fucking bed, you freak. You really enjoy torturing me this much you would jerk off on my bed just to piss me off? What do you expect me to do."

    or the college roommates enemies au where Shane finds Ilya jerking off on his bed and they fuck it out

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    AU After Shane was injured in a home game, the Metro's team doctor, Dennis Whitaker, hired a personal trainer to get him into shape to return to the rink. Shane gets a lot more than he bargained for when his sexy personal trainer, Ilya Rozanov, gets physical.
    Shane tries not to feel weird or see the sexual innuendo in being ordered to kneel in front of this gorgeous fit guy. Wait, he thinks, did I just mentally label my personal trainer as gorgeous? Ilya was definitely impressive physically and his accent made Shane’s stomach flutter in a curious way. I think I’m attracted to Ilya. Oh my god, I think he’s hot. Shane reminds himself not to speak aloud without first running his words through some sort of filter for potential embarrassment.
    “Shane? You with me?” Ilya asks in his accented deep voice that feels like a caress as it flows over Shane.

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    “Uhm, yes, you installed my home security system a couple of months ago. But the front door code isn’t working.”

    “My apologies sir! Can you give me your name and address? I will pull up your file and get this fixed as quickly as possible.”

    “Oh sure, sorry. This is Shane Hollander, my address is 239 Kodiak Way.”

    Ilya almost fell out of his chair in his haste to grab a pen, knocking over the IHeartLoons mug that held an assortment of pens and pencils. Blyat! Svetlana gave a quizzical look. On the other end of the phone line, Shane asked “Is everything okay?”

    With his most nonchalant voice, Ilya replied “Oh yes, my co-worker just dropped some supplies. It is all fine.” As Svetlana glared at him, Ilya silently mouthed "It is SHANE HOLLANDER" but she couldn’t understand him. She walked over to look at the computer screen and saw the name on the file that he just brought up. Wiggling her eyebrows, she started puckering her lips, making kissing noises and hugging herself in a fake embrace. Ilya swatted at her as he tried to remember how to operate a keyboard.

    or Ilya owns a security company and Shane is locked out of his house.

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