kamwashere
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all the skeletons you hide (show me yours, i’ll show you mine) by kamwashere
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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A wave of affection and longing almost makes him stagger on his feet. Just seeing him in that suit—looking less than impressive, scratching his butt—makes him realize just how much he missed him.
“Wade,” Peter cringes at how his voice catches, “Hi.”
Wade turns around, turns back, turns again and does a double take. He eyes Peter up and down and to his surprise, turns away snootily.
“Sorry cutie, any other day, I would be super into this hipster nerd slash skater boi with an I you’ve got going on—devastating combo, by the way—I’m sadly not in the mood.”
Peter, fresh out of his multiversal escapades, gains a new perspective in life. One that includes a certain mouthy mercenary, perhaps?
The problem is, the mercenary doesn’t seem to remember him. Like at all. He has a sneaking suspicion it has to do with that spell thing Peter-One was talking about…
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- Part 2 of new york isn't new york without you
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my heart is wild (and my bones are steel) by kamwashere
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Dec 2022
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Out of the corner of his eyes, MJ quietly takes the seat across the younger Peter, swiftly sliding into his place. He visibly relaxes, resting his forehead against hers. They belong together in a quietly intense way. Longing burns hot inside of him, like a branch caught in a forest fire. It’s strange. Even if this version of Peter has lost virtually everything, he still finds a way to be envious of him.
He thinks of Wade. For some unfathomable reason he isn’t quite ready to examine yet, he misses the idiot.
No Way Home, but in Peter-Three’s perspective.
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- Part 1 of new york isn't new york without you
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A man is sitting on his porch, clearly injured and trailing blood everywhere. His eyes are shut, groaning painfully as he clutches his bleeding side. He looks dangerously pale.
Tinsley feels strangely awkward just standing about. He says, as casual as one can be, “You know, you could have just knocked.”
The man startles. He blasphemes, tries to stand up, instantly falls over in one quick, impressive succession. He howls in pain. In normal circumstances, Tinsley would have found his skittering hilarious. He seems to momentarily forget he was bleeding to death. He winces sympathetically instead.
“Jesus fucking Christ.” The man looks up, blinking his dark brown eyes at him, “I thought you were a ghost.”
“Thanks.” Tinsley replies dryly.
C.C. Tinsley is a retired private investigator plagued by the past. He reinvents himself in a quiet, little town—confident that nothing will ever disturb the life he’s trying to build. Then comes Ricky Goldsworth, who keeps trying to worm his way through Tinsley’s life, one injury at a time.
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KJ squints at her. She can’t help it. There’s a niggling familiarity about this woman, clad with a spikey jacket and brash attitude. She raises an eyebrow, her pale blue eyes look even more striking underneath all that black eyeshadow and—
Holy shit.
“Mac?”
Instead of Lauren, KJ sees future her kiss future Mac.
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got myself a citrus friend by kamwashere
Fandoms: แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน | Bad Buddy: the Series (TV)
03 Dec 2021
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The stars are beautiful right now, static yet flickering. He stares resentfully at them. How can the universe remain the same while his worldview flips entirely out of orbit? Pran was supposed to be his enemy, his rival. He shouldn’t have been kissing his enemy as if it was the one thing he wanted to do ever since, as if they weren’t just dancing around for this moment to come, as if the fog had cleared and he could see clearly, as if he’s been holding his breath for three years and he could finally breathe.
But it’s exactly those things. Now, he is left to muddy through these feelings he didn’t know he had. Or maybe he’s always known. There was always something there, and Pat just kept his eyes closed from it.
Pat figures some things out.
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new york isn't new york without you by kamwashere
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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New York isn't New York without you, love
So far in a few blocks, to be so low
And if I call you from First Avenue
Well, you're the only motherfucker in the city who can handle me— New York, St. Vincent
Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, celebrates his 28th birthday by being transported into another universe. He meets other versions of himself and gets a few, important life reminders. Upon returning, he finds out that Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, doesn’t remember who Peter is. Him and the rest of the world, apparently. Thankfully, they remember Spider-Man. That should be enough… right?
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Carry On Countdown 2020 by kamwashere, thepurplemu24
Fandom Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Nov 2020
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Louis gaped at him. “You…do know what it is I’m asking, right?”
“But of course,” Lestat sniffed. “You want us to move past this oh-so-casual arrangement we have been cultivating for the past years, n’est-ce pas? You want us to date? Well, Louis, my answer is no.”
Lestat plays hard to get. Louis plays along.
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06 Jun 2026
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“So you still wanna fuck him,” Daniel said. “Why are you telling me? Just go for it.”
“I don’t want to fuck him,” Louis said.
“Right, I forgot. You don’t wanna fuck him, you wanna date him – you wanna make sweet tender love to him, and renew your vampiric vows. Maybe this time around, you can be the one putting your fist through some poor priest’s head.”
Lestat discovers the wonders of the internet. Louis discovers that, eighty years later, he's still just as normal about Lestat as he has ever been.
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06 Jun 2026
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“What does it feel like?” she asks, “is it that bad?”
Madeleine hums, drags her hand a little lower to where her belly softly swells outwards. Claudia’s breath catches in her throat.
“It’s not the best feeling in the world, but it’s not terrible for me."
“I’m glad then, for you,” Claudia says, “but what does it feel like?”
A soft laugh, but not a mocking one. “Always so curious, ma voleuse.”
My thief. It sounds mean, but it’s said in good faith. Madeleine had taken to calling Claudia that when she had seen her horrified gut reaction to ma chérie. The lavender silk dress purchased in pickpocketed miscellany, and how she had stolen her away to the realm of monsters, where she belonged, Madeleine had explained to her.Bookmarked by kamwashere
03 Jun 2026
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Anton, for his part, doesn’t mind Viago’s company. He’s odd, and a little irritating, and fussy, but he’s good to work with. Neither of them particularly want any werewolf-vampire feuds to break out. So far, this arrangement has worked better than expected.
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31 May 2026
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Yeah, all I see is red by TwistedGestalt (FlightlessRavenWrites) for PowerBottomJoker (Chiburui)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
04 Feb 2026
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“Got a smoke, handsome?” Joker asks, and finally he sidles up to the solitary figure standing under the awning.
There is a pause, a still moment where Matches’ eyes rove over him, taking in his makeup and wig, the glittery dress that clings to him, before recognition dawns and his gaze hardens, darkening to something else entirely.
“Pretty girl like you? I’ve got anythin’ ya want,” he says, but his eyes offer up a litany of questions. Anything, he says, but the angry set of his eyes screams what are you doing here, Joker? and what do you want? and are you going to make me hurt you?
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Or, when Bruce goes undercover as Matches Malone, Joker knows exactly what to say to get under his skin.
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28 May 2026