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running in the shadows (damn your love, damn your lies) by joonbhd
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
12 May 2024
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“How are you not weirded out by this?” he asked, putting his hands up when Peter’s head tilted in confusion.
“Dude, why would I be? I live in space surrounded by aliens twenty-four seven. I’ve seen way weirder things than having extra fingers.”
“And toes,” Ford blurted out and almost slapped his hand over his mouth. Why the hell did he say that?
Peter laughed. “That’s sick, dude!”
Ford’s memory of his dimension’s slang wasn't very clear after a long time, but he was pretty sure ‘sick’ meant cool in this context and not the actual meaning. Probably. Maybe.
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The last thing she expected was to see Stanford Pines get sucked into the portal they had been working on for a year.
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- Part 1 of the sun will shine again
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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Bookmarked by joonbhd
08 Jun 2026
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Jun 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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01 Jun 2026
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when you keep the rain from coming by scrolling_upp
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Drive (2011), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
05 Jun 2026
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Scruffy beard, glasses, hair in disarray. He's in a simple button-down and jeans, no place to hide any meaningful weapons, and faces away from Driver—exposes his vulnerable side, forgoes line of sight—to crouch in front of two boys who have been so silent he only now notices.
“C'mere,” the man mutters. He hoists one of them up and into his arms. The boy rests his cheek on the man's shoulder with a quiet sniffle, eyes squeezed shut. His small hands wrap around the man's nape in a death grip. He has a SpongeBob-patterned bandaid on his nose bridge.
The other boy grips onto the man's shirt hem with just as much vigor, though his eyes are wide open. He looks up at Driver with pointed eyes, clear and devastatingly full of suspicion.
They look at each other for half a moment of contemplative quiet.
Then, softly, “What floor?” Driver asks.
The elevator door closes.
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Driver moves to the new apartment. Instead of Irene, his neighbor is kind teacher Ryland Grace with two twin younger brothers he's taking care of.
Bookmarked by joonbhd
29 May 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
Bookmarked by joonbhd
12 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
one of the only fanfics to make me laugh out loud 😭 just so so good
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never dying, is that what you all are striving for? by piqu3d for browneyedgenius
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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The Hail Mary lands back on Earth carrying a middle school teacher and the alien microorganism that will save the world. Thousands of miles away, Eva Stratt watches her lead scientist kiss the ground through a grainy TV screen. Deep in prison with bruises littering her skin, she thinks it's all right that she'll die here, because humanity will persevere. Her job is done, so the rest of her life doesn't matter in the grand scheme. She deserves the hell she lives in.
Ryland Grace disagrees.
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- Part 1 of phm anthology
- Part 1 of all love must leave, but search for it i will
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Bookmarked by joonbhd
18 May 2026