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• How to be a batMAN by jester0_0

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

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  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 Aug 2025

  Tags

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  • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
  • Barry Allen
  • Diana (Wonder Woman)
  • Fluff
  • Bruce Wayne is Batman
  • Clark Kent is Superman
  • Misunderstandings
  • Mentions of alpha males
  • And not the good kind
  • people thinking that Batman is red pill
  • he doesnt let that go on for long though
  • Batman is tired
  • Batman being a simp
  • all my knowledge of the dcu comes from fanfic and the lego batman movie
  • so prob ooc
  • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
  • ill add tags as i go
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • Idiots in Love
  • Getting Together
  • Mutual Pining
  • In Hiatus

  Summary

  During a JL conference, Batman kisses Superman after it is revealed to a sleep deprived Batman that he has become the face of the alpha male and red pill community.

  Language:

  English

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