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It’s summer of 1928 in northern England. Edward Teach is a thief of some renown and skill, making a good living with his friend Izzy and their gang. But things go awry when his gang joins forces with Calico Jack and Ed is forced into hiding in a castle owned by Stede Bonnet. Will Stede discover he is harboring a criminal? Will Stede turn him in to the authorities? Or will Stede become the treasure Ed is most afraid to lose?
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20 Apr 2026
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Izzy Hands wished that fucking bullet had just ended it, most days. There are worse fates than dying in battle, after all.
No longer sea-worthy, he leaves the Revenge, and his bleak, unexpectedly long life stretches out like a curse in front of him: cold, hungry, bitter, and alone. Forgotten.
Stede and Ed, however, have softer plans for him.
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09 Apr 2026
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Izzy Hands was once a leading shark expert. An accident took that away from him in a matter of minutes. Now, he's just trying to live his life when he's connected with Stede Bonnet, a biologist doing a kids' show for Shark Week.
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09 Apr 2026
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In a fit of desperation, Remus writes out his childhood adventures and edits them for Muggle children. In the summer Harry turns nine, he writes out a letter to his favorite author asking him to send more copies of his books to the library. Marauder pranks ensue.
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18 Mar 2026
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It was without known cause or intervention that Sirius Black returned to his childhood home to find it well maintained by a not-so-miserable house elf one December morning.
Six months later he finally meets his godson.
A novelette following Cut the Strings Free the Boy
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- Part 2 of Cut the Strings Free the Boy
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18 Mar 2026
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The Burglar by RandomAndFree
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Jun 2026
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“Why, I remember you once tried to steal the pipe right out of my pocket,” Gandalf said with fond amusement.
Oh, now that just wouldn’t do. If the wizard was going to bring up the old days, he could at least tell the stories correctly. Bilbo’s pride would accept nothing else. “And I quite succeeded, as you damn well know,” he said haughtily. “It’s hardly my fault you can’t go a minute without it and were already trying to pull it out again before I could leave the room!”
The wizard’s only response to this was a neutral hum.
“Wait,” said Thorin, holding up a hand. “So are you a burglar, or aren’t you?”
“I’m retired is what I am!” Bilbo snapped. “And I have no intention of getting back in the business, certainly not for this mad quest that is going to get everyone on it killed!”
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01 Mar 2026
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When a gentleman boards Ed’s ship and, with impressive audacity, asks to interview the legendary Blackbeard for a book, Ed agrees for his own amusement. But Stede's careful questions and perceptive eyes leave Ed questioning what he truly wants from life.
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19 Feb 2026
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The Sixth Army by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Apr 2026
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Gandalf looked around impatiently. “Where is my hobbit? I hope you have not damaged him.”
“I’m here,” called Bilbo. He stood with the young princes a fair distance from the dais, so he waved to get Gandalf’s attention. Smaug, who was draped around his neck, let out an indignant puff of smoke at the disturbance.
Gandalf’s bushy eyebrows shot up and a smile spread across his face. “Indeed, here you are—and full of surprises, as I rather expected, Bilbo Baggins!”
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- Part 2 of Pocket Dragons
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17 Feb 2026
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𝘙𝘦𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘥 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘬 by jus_a_gay_sunflower
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Feb 2026
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In this story, the character Baggins agrees with a mysterious entity, which allows him to travel back in time. This event occurs just before he embarks on a significant adventure that has a profound impact on his life. With this second chance, Baggins can alter the narrative of a particular dwarf and his companions, as well as reshape Frodo's journey, with the intention of minimizing the hardships and sorrows they face along the way.
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15 Feb 2026
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10 Feb 2026
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Return To Me by Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 May 2026
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It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?
But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.
Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.
Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.
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07 Feb 2026
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To Hold You Fast by morgana_fire
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Mar 2026
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Bilbo Baggins was born with the gift (or curse) to see things no mortal should.
And yet Arda insists on placing its weight in his hands: threads of fire and shadow, dragons and crowns, love and loss. Guided by the Blue Lady, showing and protecting him from what is coming. Shielding himself from futures that threaten to break him.
As darkness gathers and forces older than memory move against Middle-earth, Bilbo chooses to stand in their way.But first, he must help his beloved dwarves reclaim their home from a dragon—while keeping them, and himself, alive in the process. As his love for Thorin Oakenshield deepens, so too does the burden of the truth Bilbo cannot share.
Because no one can know.
Especially Thorin.
Because if Thorin ever learns the truth—
He will die.
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- Part 1 of The Threads of Arda
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04 Feb 2026
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The Wide World Once More by humapuma
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
07 May 2025
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Bilbo Baggins was ready to die. He'd sailed to the West, left Middle-earth behind — and carried a grief that had never faded.
But the Valar offer him one final gift: a single night back in Bag End, at the very start. One last chance to see Thorin and the Company, to remember what was lost.
He doesn't expect Thorin to look at him like that.
He doesn't expect it to hurt this much.
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24 Jan 2026
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I Wasn't Ready for the Road (But the Road Took Me Anyway) by rivendoll
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2026
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“No communication issues?” Thorin repeated, looking at the hobbit now with even more uncertainty. “You didn’t think to tell me that this hobbit only spoke his own language?”
“A minor setback, really,” the wizard said, waving off the dwarf’s concerns with a smile. He squeezed Bilbo’s shoulder before clearing his throat. “Young Master Baggins, here, is the son of one of the Shire’s most proficient Westron speakers. He was exposed to the language as a child, although he hasn’t had much use for it in his lifetime so his skills have, understandably, diminished. But I have no doubt that, given the opportunity to learn, he would pick it up quite quickly. He is a clever fellow if I’ve ever known one.”
(OR: Thorin needs a burglar, Bilbo needs a dictionary, and Gandalf needs a drink.)
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23 Jan 2026
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After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo is imprisoned for his betrayal of dwarves. Convinced his dwarves have not forgiven him, Bilbo escaped back to the Shire and accepts that his adventure came to an end. The company, unaware of his arrest, eventually must accept that their burglar must have perished in the battle. A recreated mournful journey back to the Shire forces everyone to confront the past.
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02 Jan 2026
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Our Blades Mean Glory by Temptress_of_Dalliances
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Blades of Glory (2007)
01 Dec 2025
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Enemies to Lovers. Rivals to Partners.
Stede “The Gentleman Skater” Bonnet has always been figure skating’s golden boy, elegant, refined, and unshakably proper.
Edward “Blackbeard” Teach the bad boy of figure skating, sex on the ice. Brash, leather-clad, and one pyrotechnic away from arson charges.
When a brawl between them at the World Championships ends with an international broadcast meltdown and a beloved mascot accidentally set on fire, both men are banned from competition and disgraced in the eyes of the skating world.
3 and a half years later redemption comes knocking in the most humiliating way possible, two men skating in pair's skating. Two fallen singles stars forced to share one rink, one dream, and very little personal space.
What begins as spite turns into undeniable chemistry as they train, fight, and fall, sometimes literally, toward the impossible. They have to face the Von Rackhams who won't let them compete in pairs figure skating so easily.
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25 Nov 2025
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Many perished in the battle of the five armies but one stood above all else. One of the company of Thorin Oakenshield had fallen, one that had been marked a traitor only to be proven the strongest and bravest of them all. Stricken with grief and pain, Thorin disregards the potential backlash for laying a non-dwarf to rest in Erebor and gives Bilbo an honorable dwarven funeral.
However, when horror struck, it rattled the very stone around them. Everyone thinks that it is the result of divine retribution...but Mahal truly does love his wife and her beloved children.
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21 Nov 2025
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Ed was supposed to get married to actor Stede Bonnet on a secluded island in Scotland.
But of course, just Izzy’s luck, nothing had to go right.Aka: Stede & Izzy’s semi-horrid, not so very good day
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15 Nov 2025
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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06 Nov 2025
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Oh what hell it is, to be known. by Exoduslair
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
06 Dec 2025
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The last thing Izzy remembered was getting shot and dying, quite painfully. At least he was pretty certain he remembered that happening. So when he woke back up on the deck of the Revenge he was all but convinced he'd landed in his own personal hell.
___________________________Or, Izzy gets flung back in time after dying, becuase what better way for the universe to say "fuck you" than to make him relive all his worst days aboard Bonnets ship. The crew hate him at present. And damn it all, he can't even blame them for it.
But maybe things can go differently this time.
Fuck Bonnet and his fucking "talk it through" philosophy, look at him! He's grown a conscience! And all that's ever done for Izzy is get him Dead!
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06 Nov 2025