jammedWriter
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- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (32)
- IT - Stephen King (4)
- Homestuck (3)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (3)
- IT (1990) (2)
Recent works
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The Well Dressed Gentleman. by jammedWriter, Trashdog13
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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DressLikeAGentleman is a faceless ASMR TikTok account focusing on the quality of clothes and the care of dressing well.
It is also some of the most blatant, though unadvertised, fetish content that Izzy has ever seen. The editing alone is enough to cue anyone in to whats happening, the constant close up on the narrators hands, the way he handles every tie or scrap of fabric, his voice.
Izzy watches it every morning. It’s inspired him to branch out his style, to work up the courage to explore outside of his usual black outfits.
He never expected to hear The Gentleman's voice in real life, placing an order at his local coffee shop.
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Dirk hasn't been taking good care of himself, and Jane has a problem with that. It's not that she's tired of healing him, she just wants to understand how he keeps getting injured. She doesn't expect that she'll contribute to his injuries herself while attempting to figure it out.
“If you won't take care of yourself, I'll knock your block off, you menace!”
Rather than protest, Dirk turns in his seat so that he and Jane are face to face. He raises a hand and makes a “come hither” motion, as if to challenge her to hit him again.
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Dave isn't watching porn in the living room with a plan to ask his brother for sex lessons, exactly. He just wants to learn how to kiss, so once he finally works up the courage to confess his feelings to his older brother, he'll be good at everything. With Bro working in the industry, Dave knows the bar is high, so he'll need experience if he wants to entice Bro into a relationship with him. When the opportunity to get that experience with Bro presents itself, though, Dave would be an idiot to turn it down.
Before Dave can overthink it, Bro sits on the end of the futon, tugging Dave into his lap to mimic a fully clothed version of the pose that the couple on the TV were demonstrating when he walked in the door. “Prepare to get schooled, little brother. Sex Ed lesson one: know when to shut your yap before someone takes you up on what you’re offering.”
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Birthday Expectations and How to Break Them by jammedWriter for Nettaiya
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Feb 2026
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Dave didn't like his birthday. For as long as he could remember, it had been a source of anxiety, something hanging over his head and reminding him that his Bro would want him gone eventually.
Fortunately, for Dave's 20th birthday, he gave himself the gift of unintentionally confessing his feelings to his Bro, leading to a conversation that proved that Bro didn't want Dave gone any more than Dave wanted to leave.
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Though he is attending Izzy Hands’ retirement party from sugaring, Stede knows that he needs to make Izzy his after seeing him. Luckily, he has Lucius’s assistance as a wingman, and between Lucius’s advice and Stede’s attempts at charm, they have a perfect recipe to convince Izzy to be Stede’s sugar baby.
“Which would be where you, darling Israel, come in. I wouldn't want much from you, admittedly. Talking to me every couple of days for a few minutes. Perhaps seeing me once a week. I'm much busier than I'd like, and I wouldn't want to take up too much of your time, either.”
Stede’s words seem especially hilarious at a retirement party. However, before he can point it out, the buzzing from before clicks into place. Bonnet Enterprises is the return address on about half of his prosthetic clinic flyers and an entire stack of his bills.