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  1. Rec 7

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    "How strange that I might find you here, Sabran," she teases, and amusement sparks in Sabran's eyes. Something holds her back. A need to ensure that this is real, perhaps. That they have made it.

    "Ead," the last Berethnet replies, and Ead has missed her voice, the soft silk of it washing over her. Her name has never sounded better on any tongue but hers. "I heard rumour of a woman wearing a cloak red as blood who docked today, and had to see for myself if it was truly you.” She eyed the distance between them with distaste. “Do I have to demand you kiss me, lover?"

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    After ten long years, they reunite.

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 6

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    “It’s Halloween, Laura!”
    “So?”
    Tabitha yanks the oversized duffel off her shoulder, plops it on the floor, and digs through it to produce four garish, familiar outfits.
    “We brought our costumes!”
    Laura wrinkles her nose, suppressing a shudder. “Oh god.”

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    the X-Terminators meet a certain someone Laura’s been keeping to herself

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    25 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Dear Gideon and/or Kiriona and/or Incoherently Screaming Lunatic,

    If you’re reading this, it means you don’t know shit about fuck. You are mega-confused, you are thoroughly discombobulated, you are feeling like your recent memories have all just fucked off and melted out of your head. Well, congrats, you figured it out. That’s exactly what happened. Hooray! You’re severely brain damaged! After all, why should Nonagesimus have all the fun, am I right?

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    25 Jul 2025

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    Harrow has always been odd, it's part of her unique charm really. Gideon is reminded of this often.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    “Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
    “Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
    “I seriously fucking hate you.”

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    (Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)

    (or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)

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    17 Jul 2025