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"I’m not getting banned from Aquarium of the Bay because you’re horny.”
Eddie pinches his wrist. “Fuck off. You’re horny.”
Buck leans in, brushing their mouths together, a barely there sensation—Eddie can feel Buck’s breath intermingling with his. He chases it, leaning forward to close the short gap, but Buck pulls away again. Eddie chases him further, leaning into his space, stopped by a hand planted on his sternum. Asshole.
“Yeah. And you’re completely unaffected, right?” Buck asks, smug.
Eddie rolls his eyes, dragging Buck the dozen or so steps to the men's room, before shoving his pretty boyfriend into a stall. Buck pulls out his phone, scrolling for a second, much to Eddie’s displeasure. He leans in, kissing at Buck’s jaw, nose dragging along his cheek.
“You’ve got four and a half minutes, Diaz,” Buck tells him, setting the phone down on top of the toilet, an alarm counting down on the screen. “Come in my mouth before the timer goes off, or you gotta wait till we get home.”
Jesus Christ. “Guess you better get to work then, huh?"
OR 5 times Eddie has to come within a time constraint + 1 time Buck does.
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15 Jun 2026
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i’ll take you (where you wanna go) by eddiebodywansum (butdaddyilovehim)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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“The guy suggested I have a safety person because I’m… inexperienced,” he says, “Better safe than sorry, I guess.”
Buck? Inexperienced? What the h—oh.
Something clicks in Eddie’s head. A safety person. A safe call.
Eddie’s heart hammers in his chest as he realizes exactly what Buck’s asking of him. Suddenly, he understands why Buck’s being all hesitant and evasive in the way he answers. Because Buck’s asking Eddie to check in with him because he’s meeting a Dom and not a date. A Dom that’s not him.
Or, Buck asks Eddie to be his safe call person when he goes to meet a potential scene partner. He never ends up making it past the front door.
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14 Jun 2026
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"Maybe I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't have to listen to every rendition of Baby Shark for two hours straight!" Eddie says, jabbing his finger in Buck's face.
Buck glowers. "Like you can talk, how many times do you have to sing the multiplication song to not be off key?"
Ravi's groan is earth-shattering. "Can you guys please get out of my classroom?"
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Or: in which Buck teaches elementary school, and the new second grade teacher is the last person he ever wanted to see.
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14 Jun 2026
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Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.
Eddito: girthy?????????????
Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????
Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds
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Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.
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14 Jun 2026
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“Oh my god, stop it.” Eddie answered, but he was laughing, and so was Buck, and Eddie mimed throwing his magazine at Buck.
Buck huffed at him, rolling his eyes. “But you won’t abandon me if I get cursed? Even if I look like that corpse?”
Eddie scoffed, “Buck. Don’t be silly. You being pretty is, believe it or not, incidental to our friendship.”
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A oneshot written in its entirety at 3am based on the 5x8 snippet of Buck and Tommy in hospital.
Buck thinks he's cursed, Eddie can't stop looking at his chest.
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14 Jun 2026

