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  1. Rec 3

    I Was Told to Organize the Records by

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP  

    24 Jun 2026

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    Compiled by: Archive Division Assistant, Hub Administrative Office
    Collection Status: Approved for internal cataloguing
    Chronological Accuracy: Mostly accidental
    Archivist’s Note:
    The following records were found in the same misfiled box, despite belonging to at least four different departments. I have preserved the order in which they were discovered because it is not my job to impose reason where none previously existed.

    ** Tired, bored archivist assembles, organizes, and commentates a series of communications and records between the dates XX19 to XX36. Involved servers: Hermitcraft, Empires, Life Series, The Hub, and other miscellaneous servers.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Daydreaming by

    Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series

    17 Jun 2026

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Oxeye Daisy by

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Vampires SMP  

    21 Jan 2026

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    From: Gemini Taylor ([email protected])
    To: Joel Pinto ([email protected]); Pearl Lunaria ([email protected])
    Subject: Bdubs is going to Kill you

    Joel,

    I hope you know that I will not speak at your funeral. I will, however, use your life insurance to cater, and we will have spinach ravioli while we laugh at the way you brought about your own demise.

    Prof. Gemini Taylor (she/her/hers)
    Boatem University College of Fine Arts
    “If service is below you, leadership is beyond you.”
    [email protected] – 772-841-2833

     

    From: Pearl Lunaria ([email protected])
    To: Joel Pinto ([email protected]); Gemini Taylor ([email protected])
    Subject: RE: Bdubs is going to Kill you

    Don’t worry mate, I’ll sub in for Gem as your sister. I’ll try and come up with something nice to say, other than “he was an idiot.”

    Pearl Lunaria, PhD (she/ve/moon)
    Associate Professor of Graphic Design
    Boatem University School of Fine Arts
    [email protected]

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Not My Pyre by

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series  

    16 May 2026

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    Pearl grows tired of the wrongs committed by the leaders of her country, known as the Lords of Misharin, and decides to do something about it with the help of some friends who are trapped in the Lords' Life Games with her.

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    27 May 2026

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    someone loved, never known by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    18 Jun 2026

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    “Do you ever feel like someone is missing? Like, a nebulous person. Someone who doesn’t exist.”

    Impulse leans back on the balls of his feet and takes a bit to respond, probably mulling over Pearl’s question. “No,” he finally says, and Pearl’s heart sinks in her chest. “No, I don’t think so."

    *~*~*

    For the past seven years, Pearl has been longing, grieving, and mourning for a person that doesn't exist. She doesn't know who, or why, or how, but someone incredibly important has disappeared from her life, and she cannot remember their name, or anything else about them. She struggles through life - dropping out of college, feeling lonely even when she's surrounded by friends, and wondering just who exactly is missing from her life. Over time, Pearl learns to stop asking people about the feeling, and elects to push it down and ignore it.

    That is, until she meets a man in a wheelchair named Scar, who has the exact same experience as her.

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    25 May 2026