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    “What are you doing?” Shane asked.
    “Switching to aux. Even your hockey podcasts are miles better than this garbage.” Rose grumbled.
    “Sure, go ahead.” Shane shrugged.
    Having expected the annoying drawl of hockey obsessed hooligans that still thought they were frat boys in college, she was shocked when screaming and growling flooded out of the speakers, startling both her and Shane.

    5 times people close to Shane Hollander found about his unexpected taste in music and 1 time the world found out.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296

    or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend

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    14 May 2026

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    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21

    Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on??

    Clara @hockeyfan101

    Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash.

    Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    A fan spreads a photo of texts between Shane and his girlfriend 'Lily', which leads to people accusing him of being an abusive boyfriend. Shane has to decide between being hated for a misunderstanding or coming out.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “Okay,” Farah began, “We can announce your relationship in two ways. We can hard launch it, like ripping off a bandaid. Or we…soft launch. Slowly. Very slowly. Give people time to wrap their heads around the idea, so that by the time you guys announce your relationship, most people will be expecting it.”

    Later that week, Shane Hollander @shanehollander24 posted: Great game tonight @realrozanov but don’t get your hopes up when Montreal’s in town.

    Thirty seconds later, Milly @shaydenforever replied: i’m screaming not my baby shane’s first post in a year being a chirp keep the PR friendship alive

    Thuy @hollanderposting: I just know his momager yuna (affectionate) put a gun to his head and said “if you really cared about your charity getting donations you’d be more active on social media” and you know what. God bless. 🙏

    Or, a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship

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    20 Mar 2026