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    “Why did you just get a text from someone called ‘work wife’?” Shane asked his face scrunched up in a way that made Ilya want to squeeze him.

    “Relax, it’s just Troy.”

    “You mean Troy Barrett?”

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “It looks like a flower,” Jaskier says, amazed by it. He’s always loved finding his lover’s soulmarks, tracing the outlines of them, imagining them on his heel.

    “Looks like an onion to me.”

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    Jaskier’s soulmark was removed at birth. Geralt’s soulmark shouldn’t exist. When Jaskier discovers his witcher hasn’t found his soulmate yet, he makes it his personal mission to find Geralt’s Destiny-ordained beloved.

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    03 Jun 2026

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  3. Rec 49

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    Jaskier had climbed the trail up to the keep before with Geralt and it had definitely taken a lot less time. (The Witchers themselves called it ‘the killer’, and they had the nerve to call Jaskier dramatic). But Geralt was only pretending he wasn’t ill, and Jaskier himself was admittedly tired and sore and hungry again. The bread and dried fruit they’d bought for lunch with their last orrens barely made a dent in it.

    After a hard year, Jaskier and Geralt head up to Kaer Morhen for the winter to rest and recover. But they aren’t the only guests, and Jaskier rummages around in everybody’s closets until he finds the ghosts.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “Sorry, I’m—” Jisung winces as Dr. Lee pushes his leg closer to his chest. A hand is braced on the top of his left thigh, spreading his legs further apart. “I’m not very flexible.”

    “That’s okay.” Dr. Lee drags his knuckles down Jisung’s IT band, making his quad jump. “Feel how tight that is?”

    Oh, no. Head, meet gutter.

    “Yeah, it’s so—” he swallows. “So tight.”

    “It’s pulling on your knee. Makes it feel like a nail gun going into your leg, right?”

    “Something like that.”

    “We need to loosen you up, yeah? So it won’t hurt so much.”

    Jisung closes his eyes to hide how they roll up into the back of his head.

    or

    jisung really wants to fuck his chiropractor.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    leg to the chest asking how tight it is is WILD work Dr Lee

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    A new guy starts working at the radio station.

    He's fragile.

    Better keep Andrew away from him.

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    31 May 2026

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    perfect for each other holy fuck