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  2. Summary

    The idea behind this au was literally just a tumblr post I made, and then went... wait this could be something.
    "No spooky tma au where everyone is still just as dramatic, and there's still the same level of fear, hatred, and devotion to each other. Only for really weird non spooky reasons"

    This series will be updated if and when I think of new ideas, and please feel free to drop a comment if you have anything you'd especially like to see. I might think it's funny and write it.

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    Batman's heartbeat keeps speeding up whenever Clark is around. For instance: when Clark greets him, half-naked, on a Gotham rooftop. Or when he uses his superstrength to save a busload of schoolchildren. Or sometimes even just when he smiles.

    Clearly the poor man is terrified of him.

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    21 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    K

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    Ford finds himself frustrated with his human body. Bill takes pity on him and offers to take the wheel for a bit. Neither of them are normal about it.

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    Flying too close to the sun is dangerous, but damn it's hot.

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    08 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fuck yeah

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    He didn’t know how long he sat there, miserable and wallowing in his own self-pity, before the commotion from the corridor outside caught his attention. He straightened, wiping furiously at his cheeks in an attempt to regain his composure. He didn’t want Basira to see him like this, though… now that he thought about it, it sounded rather urgent to just be Basira returning with his things-

    The door slammed open, bouncing against the wall as it struck. Framed in the gap, breathing hard, his hands clenched into fists at his sides, was Martin.
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    Martin visits Jon in the hospital after he wakes up from his coma.

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    01 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute fix it

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    If Bill wins this game of interdimensional chess, he gets to mix Ford a birthday drink. One thing leads to another and they're both drunker than they planned to be.

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    19 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    (:

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    When Ford had asked Fiddleford to come help him with a project, he didn't even think before putting everything on hold and saying yes. Gravity Falls was even stranger than he'd imagined. He'd only been there a few days and already he was hiking up to the crash site of an actual UFO. As unsettling as some of quirks of this town were, it was worth it to be with Ford again. But there was something different about him, something he was hiding....

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    18 Dec 2024

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    Ch1