ineffablefool
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Aziraphale had fussed about Crowley’s stipulation that he bring a sunhat on their holiday, but in the end he’d agreed. They’d been out in the bright sunlight for almost two hours now, and though Aziraphale looked absolutely ridiculous in that wide-brimmed floppy monstrosity, his soft throat and face retained their proper pale glow. Crowley considered it a win.
“Go on, then,” Crowley grumbled as Aziraphale stopped outside the next shop, already rescheduling lunch in his head. “I know that look.”
(Anthony J'Acts-Of-Service Crowley definitely cannot love Aziraphale -- except Aziraphale says that actually, he does. Hey, look! It's Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week!)
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“Or treat!” chorused four young voices, as Crowley opened the door; and then “My mum and dad say I’m not supposed to play tricks on people,” Adam said, in a tone that suggested he’d already had to explain this several times. “So we’re just leaving that part out.”
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Being Slightly Different Reminiscences As To The Particular Details Of A Shared First Kiss by ineffablefool
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have slightly different stories about how their first kiss went. Pure fluff, canonverse, unrelated to s2.
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“I, ah.” Aziraphale paused for a moment, hoping that Crowley might intuit his meaning from that statement. “I think I must have, well. Misheard you. Perhaps you could clarify?”
Crowley looked as though he’d rather be somewhere else. “Clarify,” he repeated, “no, I can’t clarify — look, I kind of laid it all out the first time, angel.”
They both winced slightly at the last word.(S1 canonverse. Crowley ends up having to say something very important twice, because Aziraphale can't believe his ears after the first attempt. Then, the Soft.)
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Crowley’s hand twitched almost violently in his. Just once. Then it squeezed, firm and steady, before relaxing against his own.
Aziraphale smiled at Crowley in the sickly light of the bus fluorescents. If Crowley noticed, he gave no sign.
(some little canonverse vignettes, mostly involving holding/clasping hands, soft ending guaranteed.)
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I May Be Right, I May Be Wrong, But I'm Perfectly Willing To Guess (GTA ficlets) by ineffablefool
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22 Jan 2022
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All of the stories which take place within the world of my accidental novel of a human AU, If Not Now, When.
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Kisses bingo fills series amazingly clever name TBD by ineffablefool
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16 Nov 2020
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Everything's gone but the bookshop. Satan's just appeared.
Except... everything's not gone. Quite. Nor everyone.
A fix-it inspired by a lovely comment from siriogold on my Tumblr rant over whatever that was.
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19 May 2026
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“Did she . . . I mean, did the Almighty just declare us gods?”
“Ngk.” Crowley shook his head, showing his teeth in mild disgust. “I don’t—I mean, I don’t want to be a god, but—“
“I think she just declared us gods, Crowley."A version of the ending where God does indeed create a new, godless universe, only our universe still remains standing, and God is officially done with it. Now it's up to Aziraphale and Crowley to pick up the pieces, and fill the books in the bookshop with the right words to restore their world to how it used to be. (With a few love confessions, proper apologies and dances along the way, as well as improvements to, finally, make the world a better place.)
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18 May 2026
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Crowley waits for Aziraphale to come back to the bookshop, which is the entirety of the only universe where they can be fully themselves and have all their memories. No matter how many times they leave, they always meet there again.
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18 May 2026
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And Then There Were Three by hellOwOrld112358
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 May 2026
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“Why…” the angel started shakily. “Why give me Crowley? Why make me complete... and then take it away?”
From his chair, Crowley made a sound that could only be described as “Ngk.”
In her own chair, God sighed.
"Aziraphale,” She said, something akin to sorrow passing over Her face. “The only thing I ever gave you, any of you, was the will to choose. I didn’t give you Crowley. I couldn’t! He’s not mine to give or take. No, dear, Crowley gave himself to you. And that’s the beauty of it all, isn’t it? The beauty of life. Of living. That despite it all, you get to choose.”
“And you’re not… angry? That I chose Crowley too?”
At this, God laughed.
“Not in the slightest. Your love for each other... is as messy, silly, and predictable as the universe itself. And it’s always made me smile. How could I ever be angry at that?”
“Oh,” said Aziraphale.
“Erm,” followed Crowley, eloquently.
⊹ ˖ .𓆩⟡𓆪 ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚯ ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𓆩⟡𓆪. ˖ ⊹
Or : FIXING THAT FUCK ASS FINALE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCKKKK
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18 May 2026
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Gen Az by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale makes an effort (not that kind of effort) to get with the times. It goes...poorly.
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31 Aug 2024