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The one where everyone keeps hitting on Dean, but he just wants to go home to Castiel.
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When Dean first punched Castiel, he meant it. Because that was in the beginning, when Cas was a monster. Or, at least, something other than human. He’d stabbed Castiel through the chest with the demon knife and been scared shitless when he didn’t die. And he’d fought Cas so many times after, if fought was even the right word, because they were never fair fights, anyway. Dean didn’t even remember the reasons behind half of them, they were so long ago.
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Four Times Sam Stole Flowers, and One Time He Didn't Have To by impulsivedandelion
Fandoms: Crashing (UK TV)
02 May 2019
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“You can take all the bloody flowers you want, but next time I want to see where they go. The girl better be pretty enough to warrant repeated flower theft.”
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“How much would you pay for the perfect beanie? How far would you go? I am your host Kim Taehyung, and today we are witnessing an important— no, the Most Important— moment in our contestant’s lives. Watch closely as The Badass Min Yoongi and The Beautiful Kim Seokjin fight to the death over thE. PERFECT. BEA—“
“Taehyung! It’s not fucking funny! The beanie is fucking eighty dollars it’s not a goddamn joke so stop narrating this like it’s a fucking game show!”
“MIRACULOUS! Our smaller contestant Min Yoongi uses a barrage of curse words in an attempt to, what? Perhaps get the judge on his side? But his attempts are futile, for I—“
“SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
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Castiel is extremely, irrevocably, annoyingly in love with Dean Winchester.
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So, the first thing that happens is Castiel comes back.
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"Right," Dean says eventually, gruffly. He looks down at his shoes. "I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, man. It's—you know, yours. Do your thing, love who you love, whatever. I can't really stop you from loving me, if that's what you've decided to do, but I don't—I can't—"
"I know," Castiel murmurs, still just smiling a little, not looking heartbroken at all. "Don't worry about it, Dean, that's all I ask."
"So we're—" Dean risks a glance up, swallowing thickly. "We're good?"
Castiel hums. "We're good."
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the one where dean rejects cas, claire punches dean, dean gets flustered a lot, and sam thinks they’re together when they’re not. basically, cas woos dean.
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Dean listens to Nina Simone, reads Anne Carson, and makes out with a dude (sort of).
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09 Jan 2022
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oh my god oh my god oh my god. a man’s body that is gentle. the person he is deserves to live. oh god. oh, my heart.
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Thar be me Tumblr ficlet backup! Yar!
Errrr, it's mostly destiel, but there's also just a bunch of supernatural stuff thrown in there, too, so... have at it.Bookmarked by impulsivedandelion
04 Jan 2022
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Mary's wedding ring, the air mattress, Crowley, etc.
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gorging myself on you, still can't get full (insatiable) by sobsicles
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Jun 2021
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"Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard."
Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then.
Love you too, asshole.
No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be.