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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    "Just a black coffee. Don't fuck it up."

    "Okay but-"

    "Just black coffee!" Katsuki snaps. "Are you stupid? Do you not know how to make a black coffee?"

    The man's—'Izuku', he notes from his name tag—jaw drops. "No! Obviously I know how!"

    "Then why are we having this fucking conversation, instead of you just making my damn coffee?"

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    Katsuki Bakugou starts going to a coffee shop and gets more than he bargained.

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    06 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    They say there’s truth in advertising, but Katsuki knows better.

     

    (Or: A brief glimpse at the lives of Katsuki and Izuku in a canon-divergent future. It’s going poorly for reasons neither of them know how to navigate.)

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    01 Dec 2025

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    After seven years of overworking himself to revive Izuku’s dream, Katsuki is exhausted. To make some extra money without having to kill himself for it, Denki recommends starting a podcast with Izuku.

    It’s a stupid idea. It probably won’t even get approved by his PR agent. It runs the risk of Izuku discovering everything.

    But if it works? Maybe he’ll be able to afford a steak in a few weeks.

    God. Katsuki misses steak.

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    24 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    All Katsuki Bakugo wanted was for Deku to say three words. "I hate you." But those words never left the boy's lips. And then, he disappeared.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    "Are you new here?”

    Bakugou doesn’t even want to be talking to him right now. This whole fiasco’s lasting longer than desirable; Bakugou would probably fare better if he just picked up his shit and went right back home to do his laundry there.

    But Freckles is waiting for some sort of response, like they’re not fucking strangers who’ve never met prior to this unfateful day. “I live two blocks away, but I have machines at home.”

    “Oh. Then what are you doing here?”

    Great fucking question, Bakugou thinks miserably. What am I doing here?

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    TL;DR: Bakugou finds the love of his life at a laundromat.

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    23 Nov 2025