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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Ze hums an affirmative, placing the cigarette in his mouth, nimble fingers caressing the lighter and gliding over the spark wheel. It crackles but doesn't ignite.

    "Fuck dude," Ze curses, "Regect, I need to borrow your hands."

    The entity wants to say /fuck no, that's gross/ or tell him smoking isn't good for you but all that comes out is a pathetic attempt at avoiding his plea.

    *My hands are wet.*

     
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    Ze finds Regect standing in the rain in the middle of the night and neither can help themselves.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    29 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Derek can survive. He can survive and Avery can finally start to pay off the debt he owes the man.

    It's a damn good deal. (Too good, a part of his mind whispers. If he knew what Derek's voice sounded like, he thinks it might sound like him.)

    Avery cracks his jaw, licks his lips and tries to contort his muscles to properly form the right words. "Whhhhaat dooo I nneed to dddddo?" Somewhat properly. Thankfully, making deals with the devil doesn't need good dictation.

    "Glad you can see reason." He feels like The King is smiling at him. The warm brush of a hand on his shoulder urging him forward. "Just repeat after me, and brace for a lot of pain."

     

    Or: Avery would do anything if it meant Derek survives. Even if he loses himself in the process.

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 97

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    Kaede Akamatsu wakes up in a locker.

     

    [Or: A Talentswap rewrite of V3, featuring new deaths, new killers, some new plot twists, and a new main trio.]

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    28 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Z. Z we fucked up. Bad.”

     

    “Dude just– go take Moe and run back to the house. I’ll just uh, take care of this. Shit dude we really fucked up bad.” Smoke and flames started to consume the house in front of him, since they accidentally managed to aim one of the fireworks at one of the houses near them, one of which Z would assume would be the.. Wizard’s new house. 

     

    Last and unluckiest day for him next year, I guess..

     

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    Or, Regect and Z does a bit of mischief before the year ends, and get body swapped

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    15 Feb 2026