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    It's Shane's first practice as an Centaur, and for the first time since his rookie season, he's new. He wants to make a good impression, and what better way to do that, than to be good for his Captain?

    Or: Shane calls Ilya ‘Captain’ in bed, and they both like it more than expected.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    This fic is inspired by this tweet:

    Shane: okay so, what if after I come you just… keep touching me
    Ilya: yeah but won’t that feel–
    Shane: *already undressing* terrible, yeah

    Or: Shane realises he likes sexual overstimulation and his confused (and yet excited) husband is happy to help.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Like two images superimposed, Ilya sees the Hollander from that public bathroom in Vegas: different suit, dorkier haircut, same glassy-eyed stare. He’s in both places at once, facing down the same beautiful wealth of opportunity.

    Ilya’s blood sings. It’s so clear, suddenly, how to get exactly what he wants. How to exorcize this horrible post-game worthlessness.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Luca signs up for friendly threesome edging and accidentally enters the Edging Olympic finals against two highly competitive perverts who clearly have a different view on the concept “vanilla.”

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    Ch1: Shane and Ilya edge Luca to the absolute brink.

    Ch2: Ilya is edged and overstimulated until he cries, then it’s Shane turn.

    This fic is completed. There will not be a third chapter.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Inspired by this tweet:
    Ilya, unbuckling his belt: I’m sorry

    Shane, so horny he can’t think: What did you do?

    ilya: No, for what I’m about to do

    or: CNC Freak Pervert Hollanov play CNC Freak Pervert Games

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    03 Jun 2026