iamnotmagic_cath
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How can you say that I didn't try by iamnotmagic_cath
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Apr 2023
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Steve is tired of Eddie poking fun at his music, and he will get him back by showing him that he knows metal too.
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Dirty Old Man Lan by iamnotmagic_cath for glowingreverie
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Feb 2020
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Wei Wuxian decides to play a prank on Old Man Lan, but he didn't expect to be caught in the act, and he certainly didn't expect the punishment Lan Qiren has for him.
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puck drop by iamnotmagic_cath
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Feb 2020
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It wasn’t even the first day of this stupid elite hockey training camp and Wei Wuxian had managed to get in trouble. Jiang Cheng was going to break his fucking legs.
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- Part 1 of the good ol' hockey game
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When The Dark Lord assigns Snape a mission, the consequences are something The Potions Master never thought he'd deal with.
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Geno still looks tired, but Sid decides not to mention that and instead focuses on hoarding as much garlic bread as he can while Geno’s busy piling his plate with the pasta. Geno smacks his hand as he grabs yet another slice and admonishes him. “Stop stealing all bread, Sid! Is how your ass get so fat!” Sid laughs and reaches for the slice again but Geno just smiles and pulls it out of his grip and, smiling like a dick, takes a large bite out of it. Geno makes a theatrical production out of swallowing and patting his stomach and Sid can’t help but laugh because he loves this asshole so much, when Geno suddenly grows even paler, leans to the side, and throws up.
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the good ol' hockey game by iamnotmagic_cath
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2020
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Hen stares at Buck for a long moment, then turns on her heel to walk upstairs. “Chim! Did you know that Peanut is a human child and not a small animal?”
“Buck’s Peanut?” Chim calls back, leaning over the railing. “No? Is she not a dog?”
“No!” Buck replies. “She’s a preschooler!”OR: At 22, Buck got one of his hookups pregnant and decided to keep the baby himself rather than let her be put up for adoption. At 26, he joined the 118. You know the rest, right?
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- Part 1 of we can never know (WWOT + splinter AUs)
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01 Jun 2026
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“Wanna dance?” Eddie asks, leaning only slightly away to look at Buck. He’s smirking now, eyes traveling all over Buck’s face, taking in his expression and the color blooming on his cheeks.
There’s a look in Eddie’s eyes now, one that Buck hadn’t quite seen before this trip. Or had he? Did it just not mean to him then what he realizes, or thinks, it means now? Regardless, it confirms a thought that has been niggling at the back of his mind all night.
Flirting. Eddie was flirting with him.
or, Buck visits Eddie in Texas a few months after he leaves LA. They road trip to Austin with Adriana to stay with Sophia, who has planned a night out on the town that none of them will soon forget - especially Buck and Eddie.
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Bookmarked by iamnotmagic_cath
21 May 2026
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He feels like shit when he's hungry, and he plays better when he's empty. The cold air doesn't touch him as much. The floodlights turn silvery-soft.
And he likes eating. Keeps his hands busy, mouth busy, mind busy. Something to chew through, putty in the ears.
Go until he can't anymore. Cycle it back out. Be ready.--
OR: Buck's had on-again, off-again bulimia since he was 14.
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Title from Psychic Friend's "We Do Not Belong".
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- Part 1 of SAOW
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17 May 2026
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For All You Young Hockey Players Out There, Pay Attention by thursdaysfallenangel
Fandoms: Supernatural
23 Jul 2022
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Dean Winchester knows two things about hockey, two things his dad made sure he knew. One, hockey is a guy’s sport, and two, hockey is family. Hockey meant Sam and Bobby and Benny and Victor and Gabriel and hell, his entire team. So when Victor gets traded, Russian-star-turned-new-teammate Castiel Krushnic becomes a threat. As much as Dean hates him for that, the longer he sticks around, the more he begins to threaten that first rule too. Dean’s been taught his whole life that those who play hockey should not be captivated by deep accented voices and the way a guy handles his stick, so how the hell is he supposed to justify what he’s starting to think about Cas? All Dean wanted at the beginning of the season was to win, and now all he wants to do is figure out how he feels about Cas and how to deal with it without ruining his career and tearing his family apart.
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- Part 1 of Pay Attention Universe
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12 May 2026
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two years searching for something we already found by lady_ragnell for ariel_astaire
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
04 May 2026
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Eddie realizes in stages: the man’s slings look professional even if they’re made out of cast-off fabric from God knows where. The boy is wearing a striped shirt. The man’s leg is stiff, like Buck always denies his still gets sometimes and his brain gets caught on the word Buck, plays it over and over, and if he thinks the word and after that name he’s going to have to fall to his knees and never get up again.
Buck doesn't lose Chris in the tsunami, but as a result, he injures both of his arms. Eddie brings him home, and discovers that he wants him to stay.
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05 May 2026