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Trapped by spells of obedience, the Witcher Alphas who remain serve as play things for the rich and powerful ruling class omegas.
Jaskier has never believed in Alpha inferiority, but he too is trapped by the rules of society that subjugate the monster hunters of legend. When he ends up holding the leash of two Witchers, it will take cunning, determination, and trust to find a way out for all three of them.
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Double Down by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
16 Feb 2026
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Geralt and the team once again ally with known art thief Jaskier to pursue an even bigger threat. A mysterious thief from Jaskier's past is more than he seems. What will they learn along the way to catching this apparent copy-cat?
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- Part 3 of Thiefskier
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"Think about it." Lambert sits up, batting Geralt's hands away again. "This whole keep filled with alphas, no omegas around. Humans barely want anything to do with us, not like they can find any satisfaction there."
"Pseudo-omegas kept the peace," Vesemir picks up, unexpectedly. "They always did, even before we had the potion for them."
"Pseudo-omegas?"
"The youngest adepts to have passed their final trial," Vesemir grunts. "We all did it. Spent a year being spoiled by and serving those who came before us."
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The Fettered Lark by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Jan 2026
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While the Witchers wintered at Kaer Mohren, Kaedwen rotted below them. One casualty of that rot was the voice of a bard, taken by a sorceress in the court of a monstrous king and suddenly the Wolves can no longer justify holding themselves apart from politics. Can they break the curse, and if they do, what else might they gain along the way?
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When Lambert finally invites him to Kaer Morhen, Aiden learns of the Wolves' traditional fight over the Role of Deferent. He also learns that his beloved wolf regularly fucks his brothers-in-arms outside of the twice a season ritual sex.
He has absolutely zero objections.
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- Part 2 of The Deferent
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The Deferent by hoomhum
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Nov 2024
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Thiefskier by hoomhum
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
16 Feb 2026
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Fill Up the Gaps by hoomhum
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2022
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Through Sunshine and Shadow by TranquilizedDropBear
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), The Mandalorian (TV), El Dorado (1966)
26 Feb 2022
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“Su’cuy, Boba,” Din says as casually as he can with all the excitement he feels. Excitement and dread. His blaster rifle is primed, resting across his hands.
“That’s a voice I’d know anywhere—Din Djarin,” Boba Fett says, his voice as deep and desert rough as ever, but still filled with the same joy Din would expect from him. He almost hates that he’s here on business. Boba continues as he rinses his face, “Let me get this soap out of my eyes.” He starts to turn around. “I heard you were in Mos Eisley—” He sees the blaster rifle. “What’s the idea with the gun?”
“Just until I find out whose side you’re on, Boba,” Din says as neutrally as he can. He doesn’t want his emotions to be involved in this. The two of them have been through a lot together. “I heard you were working with Mok Shaiz.”
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14 Jun 2026
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Din is no stranger to pain. He’s been shot, he’s been stabbed, he’s been beaten unconscious. He’s fallen from too high and broken too many bones and more than once nearly died for no good reason.
But this… Watching the Jedi take Grogu away...
It’s like his heart has been yanked through his beskar, all his internal organs carved up and carted off, only a hollow empty ache left in that warm place where the kid had lived.
And yet this is the Way...
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This is a story of bounties and battles, of unexpected meetings with old friends, and of the making of new allies, as Din travels the Outer Rim Systems after giving up The Child. It's a story of (unintentional) self-discovery and (accidental) fame, Din stumbling sideways into realization and revelation, as he learns what it means- for him- to walk the Way of the Mandalore.
Contains joyful reunions, action, feels, and found family, with a happy ending all around.
Set immediately Post-Mandalorian Season 2 finale. Does not reflect Book of Boba Fett events.
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Bookmarked by hoomhum
06 Jun 2026
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Friends in Strange Places by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Lambert, the most ill-tempered apothecary in a day's ride, has his routine interrupted by a pair of witchers. It just might be the start of something beautiful.
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- Part 37 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets
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04 Jun 2026
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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Bookmarked by hoomhum
08 May 2026
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It’s a stupid curse.
Like, a really, really brain-dead nonsense pointless curse. Seriously, what is even the point?
Jaskier is a horse.
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Bookmarked by hoomhum
08 Mar 2026