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It was nearly midnight when Honeydew burst into his personal lab, a limp Xephos cradled in his arms. “It's - I need you as an engineer, not as a doctor.”
Lalna stared at him, dumbfounded. "What do you mean, he’s the engineer - Look! Just give him over -” Honeydew made a rough noise, lowering Xephos to the ground himself, keeping Lalna away as he carefully lifted some of Xephos’ hair from his neck.
Lalna looked at the exposed metal plate, dumbfounded.
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android xeph gets blasted with a taser and needs mechanical assitance honeydew is Not Qualified for
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(poetry is gay and so is lalna)
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He’d agreed to host Honeydew temporarily because he’d kind of assumed he'd died after he dropped off the face of the planet for about a year and a half. He'd then discovered there was some eternal evil called Israphel behind both the relatively recent influx of people needing help with chronic wasting diseases and the incredibly recent influx of people with acute ‘I got set on fire/stabbed by a cultist’ symptoms, and that the abrupt stop to both of them was, extraordinary, due the weird dwarf he kind of knew. And the guy he’d picked up. Who was distractingly attractive.
Not that Lalna had noticed that or anything.
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Lalnable wanted to laugh. It hadn’t taken much to get out of his cell - not since the new set of staff had been brought. Not his fault they were cowards - nor was it his fault that a little someone clearly hadn’t made sure these newbies had had enough training for their first big-boy jobs. It had taken even less time to find Xephos’ office, the light still under the door at 1am as the silly man slept at his desk. He looked tired and stressed, frowning even in his sleep. He’d barely jolted as he’d oh so gently pushed the propofol into his artery and carried his newly limp body to one of training operating suites.
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Lalnable gets out and decides to do a little anatomical study on the resident alien, and 'invites' Lalna. Everyone will surely have a good day - no one will have brand new traumas to wrestle with.
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an archive of anything i've too short to have it's own fic!
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dont praise the all mighty by heyhamlet
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jan 2024
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AU Repository by heyhamlet
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jan 2024
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milk light of moon by heyhamlet
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 May 2020
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"Somewhere, lost in the clouded annals of history lies a place that few have seen—a mysterious place called the Unknown, where long-forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood."
Midoriya and Aizawa realise they've been walking through these woods for a long time, with only hazy memories of the events beforehand. Convinced they are lost only, they walk ever onwards, but it doesn't take long for them to realise just how strange these woods really are.
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Down to the River by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan has been transmigrated into the body of a nameless random in a wuxia universe and has yet to figure out which one...or at least that was the case until his terrible neighbors fished a baby out of the river.
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“Is that a baby?” Shen Yuan squawked before being hushed from every angle. A few of the men looked over their shoulders back towards the village and Shen Yuan abruptly understood the root of their concern.They didn’t want their wives to overhear.
‘Not good,’ Shen Yuan thought. They wouldn’t be worried about that if they weren’t planning to do something awful.
“It’s a fish,” one of the older, burlier men who acted as the de facto leader of the river folk said as he fixed Shen Yuan with a glare. “Just a fish.”
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The Scientist under the Sands by tallifer
Fandoms: The Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel - Fandom
31 Jan 2021
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After the two holes, was a third platform. Unlike the others in the room, it didn’t have a sea of glass and blood surrounding it’s base. It had a tall glass tank protruding out of the top filled with a blue liquid, a worn sign neatly bolted to the front and multiple lights and buttons on the side flickered weakly.
Inside the tank, floating calmly with closed eyes, was a body.
“Hey, Xeph?” asked Honeydew.
“Yeah?”
“What the fuck am I looking at?”
Xephos sighed, tiredly. “Based on the door sign, I’d guess it’s a clone.”
He squinted his eyes at the worn sign on the platform.
“And based on this sign, I’d guess it’s called Lalna.”
(Whilst chasing two evil Honeydews through The Hand, Xephos and Honeydew stumble across someone who claims to be an old friend)
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Xephos has to take care of Lalna while he’s sick. No repressed feelings shall arise while he’s doing so.
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- Part 11 of Main Timeline
- Part 3 of Xephos/Lalna (Xephna)
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03 Nov 2024
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The Next Horizon by Kasparovv (DaniilDankovskiy)
Fandoms: The Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel - Fandom
30 Dec 2025
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Israphel may be defeated, but the fight against evil never ceases… As the world rebuilds itself after the battle against the pale faced man, who will be the next to rise?
And what exactly happened to Xephos?
Revised and edited to the present tense 28/12/25.
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28 Oct 2024
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Birds of a Feather by tallifer
Fandoms: The Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel - Fandom, Yoglabs - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Jun 2024
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A man falls out of the sky, the mark on his clothes the same as the one on Honeydew's shoulder.
Perhaps, Honeydew thinks, soulmates are real afterall.
(Yogscast soulmates AU. That's it.)
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28 Oct 2024