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love takes miles by helmsplitter
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Jun 2026
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"I could use someone to show me around," Sylvain adds. "I don't know anyone else in this country, so."
"You don't know me," Felix says flatly.
Sylvain grins, undeterred. "Not yet."
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Whilst on a home exchange in England, Sylvain meets Felix.
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i will by helmsplitter
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Jun 2026
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"Just so I'm clear," Sylvain says shakily. "You're asking me to marry you."
Sylvain half-expects Felix to click his tongue or roll his eyes, tell Sylvain he's being slow on the uptake. It's a testament to how serious he is, that he only looks Sylvain in the eye and says, "I am."
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i see myself by helmsplitter
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Jun 2026
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Felix looks up through the dark frame of his eyelashes. "Gonna blow you," he says. "Don't take your glasses off."
Sylvain grins. Felix's eccentricity isn't always readily apparent, not to anyone who knows him less, but it's one of the things Sylvain loves most about him. Sometimes he can surprise Sylvain—always he reminds Sylvain that life can good, and can be fun.
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dearly missed by helmsplitter
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 Feb 2026
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Felix watches blood-stained fabric peel away from his reflection and feels as though he's shedding a layer. Agreeing tacitly to be changed by this all—though it's impossible to know yet in which ways.
All the while, two words loop in his head like a scratched record. For Dimitri.
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Felix helps get rid of a body.
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losing dogs by helmsplitter
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 Jan 2026
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When Sylvain calls Felix this late at night, they both know what he's looking for.
Sylvain would stop if he had any shame. Unfortunately for them both, he doesn't.
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You’re the One for Mii by wyruin
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jun 2026
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"Oh, and do tell me who falls in love in your territory," Dimitri adds before Sylvain turns to leave.
Sylvain blinks. "Falls in love?"
"Yes, the avatars fall in love," Dimitri repeats, tilting his head. He smiles. "It is rather enjoyable to find someone to pair up with."
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Suffering the perils from insomnia, being a first year in his master’s program, and his toxic relationship with Valorant, Sylvain decides to cope by playing Tomodachi Life.
And surely, nothing weird or romantic related to his childhood best friend slash roommate will happen as a result.
Right?
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05 Jun 2026
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(they stare at me while i) crave you by akhikosanada
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Feb 2020
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"“Let’s set a goal,” he says, definite, like a death sentence. “10.000 tokens for the dildo only. 20.000 for the full experience, fake cum and all. Single bids only.”
That’s a lot, Sylvain knows. 20.000 tokens are 1.000$, and even 500$ is too much for most if not all people on his livestream.
Luckily, Sylvain is not most people."What better way to commemorate his barely-dead shithead of a father, Sylvain thinks, than to spend 0.01% of his inheritance money on the prettiest sex worker he has ever seen?
Written for Sylvix Week 2019 - Day 3: modern au
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17 Apr 2026
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find a mouth that feeds you by amonglilies
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Jun 2020
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It was times like these when Felix almost preferred Dimitri to accompany him to the baths. At least Dimitri knew better than to annoy him when he was at his most vulnerable. Felix’s silence would have gone unnoticed, accepted even, but Sylvain was unfortunately well-versed in Felix’s non-verbal language.
“You’ve jerked off, haven’t you?” Sylvain asked a few moments later, curious.
“I’m not talking about this with you,” Felix replied tersely, dumping a basin of water over his head.
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Sylvain teaches Felix about sex.
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09 Apr 2026
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gone to ground by merionettes
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Nov 2021
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Sylvain's going to get this treaty signed if it's the last thing he does. Felix is afraid it just might be.
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27 Mar 2026
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watch me (catch me) by nebulia
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Mar 2024
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[So they are acknowledging this. Dimitri freeballing in a pair of holey sweatpants has them acknowledging this. Sylvain pulls out a stool and collapses onto it. “You too, huh?”
Felix lifts his head. “You too?” he says.
Sylvain smiles crookedly. “Do you really not think that I am not horny for Dimitri’s dick out for twelve straight hours every day?”
Felix blinks, and then narrows his eyes. He knows Sylvain, too. For a moment he looks like he is going to call Sylvain on his insatiable slut act, but instead he sighs. “It’s Dimitri,” he says.]
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24 Mar 2026