hauntedChronicler
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There aren't all that many safe routes off Alternia for a mutant, but signing on to the Imperial Gladiatorial League has worked out pretty fucking well for Karkat Vantas. Turns out trolls all across the universe will pay out the nose for a chance to see The Hotblood bleed red.
Earth is just the next stop in Karkat's never-ending arena circuit, and the Strider Brothers are just another pair of opponents. And getting up close and personal with alien anatomy is just another perk of touring.
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It isn't romantic, when you kiss him.
Maybe in other circumstances it would have been, in a timeline where it wasn't misery and loneliness forcing you two together. You've spent the last two years moving closer and closer against the gaping void of the meteor; first sniping at each other from across the room, then grudgingly sharing meals when nobody else fucking showed up at dinnertime, then mocking each other's movies from opposite sides of the couch, and now...
Now it's 3:47 AM, in as much as any kind of Earth-based measure of time is a thing that exists anymore, and it's been weeks since you even saw anyone else, and something deep in your core is hungry with loneliness. So you kiss him.
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Dave has a tailoring problem, and Kanaya is the only one who can help him fix it.
[Companion piece to Needle Through Flesh, can be read independently.]
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- Part 2 of Needle and Cloth
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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In a quiet moment on the meteor, Karkat helps Rose honour her mother with one final act of rebellion.
[Companion piece to Cloth Around Heart, can be read independently.]
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- Part 1 of Needle and Cloth
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A work skin that replicates the appearance of the game "Disco Elysium." Includes HTML, CSS, and a brief tutorial.
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Bookmarked by hauntedChronicler
25 Dec 2022
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“Jon,” Martin says. “Are you alright?”
Jon’s head lifts, turns toward the sound. He’s shaking. His teeth are bared, a flash of white against his dark skin, but it’s not a smile. There’s something- His eyes, they don’t look right-
His mouth opens, jaw trembling, and he says “Martin?” The bright overhead lights gleam off the blood pouring down his face. His eyes are black, empty sockets.
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Bookmarked by hauntedChronicler
08 Jul 2021
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if not for hope, the heart would break by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2020
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In hindsight, Martin probably should have turned it down, but when faced with Elias Bouchard's polite smile and an offer that would put his financial struggles behind him for good, accepting the promotion to Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute just seemed like a good idea at the time. Even if it put him at odds with Gertrude Robinson's former assistant.
The good news is that there are far worse things to contend with than a disgruntled Jonathan Sims.
The bad news is that he's going to have to.
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- Part 1 of assistant archivist au
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Bookmarked by hauntedChronicler
08 Jul 2021
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Jon needs a date for a wedding. Martin needs better decision making skills. Tim and Sasha are both delighted by these events.
“I object,” Tim said with a cunning smile as he met Martin’s eyes. “Personally, I think agreeing to be the fake boyfriend of your boss who also happens to be your crush is the best decision you could have ever made.”
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Bookmarked by hauntedChronicler
02 Jul 2021
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Group chat has been created.
Tim Stonks has added Marson, SishSash and J.Sims to the chat.
TimStonks: hellooooo my dear coworkers!!!!
SishSash: im already so done with this
Marson: Um? Guys? What is this
J.Sims: I would like to know too, actually.
Group has been Renamed “Archive buddies!”
TimStonks: isnt it obvious????? a work gc ofc!
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Chatfic with a topping of twitter, sprinkles of 'no ones dead nope never happened' and a ridiculous amount of mechanisms Jon, i swear it didn't start like this. now with added JonMarTim. Gay asses.
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Bookmarked by hauntedChronicler
02 Jul 2021