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jj boiziau: ultimate ally (unfortunately) by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Apr 2026
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JJ
ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no goodMon Capitane🫡
I'm just not interested in dating right now!JJ
right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏—
Cens groupchat
Roz
i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked(jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)
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- Part 16 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 13 of hr: online edn
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10 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.
Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.
Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-
[Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]
Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!
(the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)
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- Part 18 of ways they didn't find out
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10 Jun 2026
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Rozanov
hello this is ilya rozanovRozanov
can you please stop with thisRozanov
i am not homophobicRozanov
hollander is not homophobicRozanov
you are making my life very hard🙄🙄Vaughny
maybe u should stop being a homophobic assholeScott
Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.Rozanov
i hate you bothRozanov
one momentRozanov
i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proofRozanov
but he said no😣😣😣😣(after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')
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- Part 14 of hr: online edn
- Part 19 of ways they didn't find out
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10 Jun 2026
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Caitlin
ok this IS earth shattering newsCaitlin
the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA??Caitlin
like who the fuck is this girl?????Cassie
Literally all I know is that her name is JaneCaitlin
who the fuck are you jane!!!!!!(the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)
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- Part 20 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 15 of hr: online edn
- Part 7 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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10 Jun 2026
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Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-
David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-
Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?
Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-
David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-
Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-
Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!
Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!
(shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)
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- Part 16 of hr: online edn
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10 Jun 2026