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    “Jesus, I’ve never seen Hollander this pale. Look at his lips, they’re fucking white —”

    “Whoa, dude, are you okay?”

    “Roz, I would get that bag ready if I were you…”

    “Is he even awake? It looks like he’s lights out, or about to be —”

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    Or, Shane has an ear infection and is stuck on a plane. His willpower will get him through it. (No it won't.)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Shane came through the door with four cases of Pedialyte stacked in his arms. Ilya had asked him to pick up one on the way home. One.

    "Last time Niko had the flu, he liked the grape one best," Shane said, studying the cases with his brow furrowed. "But that was over a year ago. And his favorite Gatorade flavor right now is lemon-lime, so I figured it'd be safer just to get a variety pack—"

    Ilya stood beside him and watched him unload the cases. There were times—many times—when Ilya's feeling of endearment toward Shane was so overwhelming, so consuming, that the only way he could describe it was that he wanted to crawl inside his skin and live there.

    He settled for stepping in close and pressing a kiss to Shane's temple instead.

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    The flu sweeps through the Hollander–Rozanov household. Just as Shane thinks he's the last man standing, he goes down hard.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “You’re cute when you worry,” he meets Shane’s eye, smiling both because it’s true, and because he’s trying to convince Shane that he’s okay. “Mr Caretaker. Mr Nurse.”

    “That’s Mr Doctor to you,” Shane chirps back.

    “Oh so you have medical degree now?”

    “I don’t need a medical degree to see how sick you are, Ilya. You were seriously going to play like this?”

    “Who do you think I am? Of course not. I said if I felt better, I could have played. And I did not feel better. "

     

    Four weeks, two major league hockey players sharing a brain cell and a little something aptly nicknamed 'The Kissing Disease'.

    (otherwise known as 'the mono fic')

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    13 Mar 2026

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    He was just confused at this point. Was there a problem or not? Why on earth was the school where Hayden Pike sent his children calling him?

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    Ilya Rozanov realizes he's an emergency contact in the exact moment he needs to act like an emergency contact. Hayden Pike has to release a statement about it.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    “So, um. I have a problem.”

    Tony closed his eyes, hand tightening on his phone. He’d thought Peter might be calling in the middle of the day because he was stuck at home with no one to talk to. Apparently not. “What happened?”

    “I, uh. I’m pretty sure I was just exposed. Like, a lot exposed.”

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    19 May 2025