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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    Tony does the math and realizes their best chance to save the universe is by... not confronting Thanos on his own turf.

    So he steals a wizard and a spider and a space ship. And he runs.

    (Three humans and an A.I in space, the alien friendships they make along the way, and discovering how science and magic might coexist in a universe where they can be one and the same.)

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    23 May 2026

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    “I was thinking… Would you like to dance? With me?” The man offered his hand as if there was even the slightest possibility that Shane would agree.

    He had a fucking husband – couldn’t he see it? It was always so obvious, with Ilya glaring at everyone who even dared to touch Shane and showing off not only his ring but also Shane, as if he was his most precious possession. They belonged together and it was ridiculous for anyone to have a nerve to even ask for a dance. It was only a matter of time before Ilya made his life a living hell, claming Shane in every way possible and maybe more, and then–

    Except the man was still looking at him, expextantly, and Ilya wasn’t doing any of the things he should.

     

     

    Or: Taking Wyatt's advice, Ilya's tries to stop being 'too much' for his husband. For Shane, it is an obvious sign of upcomming divorce

    (Or: 5 times that Ilya thought he was doing good by distancing himself from his husband and one time Shane proved him wrong)

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    14 May 2026

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    Ilya chuckles. “You don’t know why the team might be scared of you? You cannot think of any reason?”

    “Scared? Of me?” Shane says.

    “Yes. They adore you. But they are terrified.”

    “But – but why? What did I do?”

    Ilya pretends to think. “Hmm. What did you do? Maybe it was the first Stanley Cup. Or the second. Or the third. Or your MVP wins. Or every single fucking game you have ever played in your life. You are Shane fucking Hollander. Did you forget?”

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    Or, five times Shane scares the Centaurs, and one time he (accidentally) terrifies them.

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    13 May 2026