gutterball_mania
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gremm: da fuq u want?? Its soooo freaking E ARL Y
righthandman: pidge its noon
gremm: its a SATURDAY DAD
righthandman: smh i cant believe the condom broke
gremm: wh
princess: oof
knifeman: why the hell am I here
princess: bc, regrettably, we like you
Basically Lance is new to the country and their school and is introduced to the gang, shenanigans and hijinks (thanks to Keith, Matt and Pidge) ensue.
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Demented to A Point of Faux Love by gutterball_mania
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Dec 2019
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Basically some one-shots that I’ll build on later if they get a good enough positive reaction. All of these will be Lance-centric.
Includes as of now:
— Chapter 1: Demon + Mage + Police Officer AU
— Chapter 2: Amnesia + Spirits AU
— Chapter 3: Multiple Personalities + Alternate Reality AU -
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Alfor stole Lance from his home.
It's his birthday.
He's forced to be a prize for a bunch of sexy aliens.
Yeah just read it and you'll understand.
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There were a lot of things that lead Lance to the kind of life he lives now.
But things were changing, and Lance was the key to the solution as much as he is to the problem.
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Voltron are a new and upcoming druglord organisation, and apparently they’ve been losing their operatives to the Garrison, a rival gang in Lance’s family.
With his insatiable sexual appetite and less than stellar moral compass, Lance has to navigate through this new and old chapter of his life.
As much as he’s trying, he can’t outrun his problems anymore.
They’re coming for him.
Enjoy~Series
- Part 1 of Devastation
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“So, there’s a new plan,” Lance put his hand on Keith’s head and scratched his scalp, earning a pleased sigh from the mop of black hair on his thigh.
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- Part 2 of Run The Show
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Lance has always loved a little control
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Lance knew he wasn’t a good person.
He knew he hurt people with the things he does. Sees the pain in their eyes, the despair in their body language. The defeat emanating from their auras.
Doesn’t mean he's ever going to stop though.
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Prince Lance accompanies his cousin Princess Allura to finally meet her husband-to-be, King Shiro, in person. For the next few months they will be staying at Stoneheart Castle which King Shiro rules over. However, it will not be just a simple meet-and-greet like Lance is expecting. In fact, it will be quite a life-changing adventure that he never signed up for nor wanted. Especially when it comes to a couple of things that go bump in the night.
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"Lance had watched Keith Kogane win a bar fight with a broken hand, rip open a keg with a knife, and complete a whole wretched ensemble of activities you definitely shouldn’t do with a beer in hand.
And yet here he was, glittery Sharpie in hand, waiting to sign Lucy’s copy of Altea.
Lance opened his mouth to say something arguably rude and not appropriate for their current audience. Until he remembered that he himself had either watched or participated in these activities and was now holding a four-year-old containing his DNA. So Lance didn’t have much of a leg to stand on either."
When Lance runs into his ex-boyfriend at a children’s book signing, he not only finds out that Keith Kogane ages like fine wine, but he also apparently wrote his daughter’s favorite book. As Keith lingers in town, Lance frantically tries to keep his daughter from realizing that the writer is not only a person from Lance’s past, but a character in her bedtime stories as well.
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- Part 1 of The King and His Fisherman-verse
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Lance knows not to seek with his mind in the woods. The fae have a habit of twisting the desires sought by those who chase after the wisps. But when given no other choice, Lance makes the decision to alter his path. To change his fate.
He should have known, really, how things would turn out.
Never call out to wolves. One may just answer.
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“We thought your corpse was out floating in space, Private!” Sarge said gruffly. Grif threw an exasperated look at Locus over his shoulder, as if sharing an inside joke, and Locus broke his still composure to fidget uncomfortably.
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Red Team couldn't be trusted with anything. That's probably why Carolina sent them on a relatively easy mission. So when they return in shambles, Lopez missing and Simmons limp in Grif's arms, she was not surprised.
Simmons does not wake up quite right. He's not himself. And while everyone must sort out how to grieve for a man who is still alive, what they must do in light of Simmons' new muddled personality, Simmons needs to figure out why he named himself 'Dick'.