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One More Time (I Promise After That, I'll Let You Go) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
19 Mar 2024
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But it had been unbelievably shit of Rhod, hadn’t it, to bring in that stupid ceramic ornament he’d gotten Sian, to proudly offer it up for display in front of the whole fucking world, as if it was just another ugly knick-knack to have a laugh at, and not Greg’s attempt to…
Well, that was the issue, wasn’t it. Greg still wasn’t certain what he had been trying to accomplish with it in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Taskmaster Collection
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16 Dec 2024
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Well he didn't find fucking Narnia, that's for sure.
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21 Oct 2024
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With death comes pain, just as well as truth and relief. So it's not ironic after all, that they both are happiest in their final days.
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10 Oct 2024
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either love is a shrine (or else, a scar) by jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)
Fandoms: House M.D.
22 Feb 2024
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House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler.
Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.
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22 Sep 2024
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He gets more visitors in his subconscious as he's coming off the vicodin than he did when he was on it. Every night, a different visitor in between the excruciating hours of consciousness.
A glimpse into a series of dreams that House has as he's detoxing after he first gets to Mayfield.
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17 Sep 2024
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wiped away my thoughts and cares by itooaminthisepisode (silasthylacine)
Fandoms: House M.D.
27 Jun 2024
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'“I gave you plenty of chances,” House sighs with mock disappointment. “You promised me you’d be more careful, remember? Even with all those alarms on your phone, even with all those bathroom breaks, you still couldn’t hold it in like a big boy, and now you’ve pissed all over my couch. You’ve left me with no choice, Jimmy.”'
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Wilson sometimes struggles with incontinence. House decides to help in a rather... unorthodox way.
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11 Sep 2024
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“Look at me, House.” His pretty blue eyes opened and looked up at her with the kind of intensity that she could only describe as devotion. Like she was something holy. “Good. Look at you, barely holding on. If only he could see you like this…”
House is distracted while making out with Cuddy. The reason why isn't at all surprising, but Cuddy's reaction to it is.
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- Part 1 of lay your red hand on me, baby
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01 Sep 2024
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“I like what this says about you, Wilson.”
Wilson knows what this says about him— that the only piece of furniture that he could pick out himself was something House alone would use. He knows it says that the only thing inside him that matters is the man sitting on that bench.
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01 Sep 2024
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I wanna scream “I love you” from the top of my lungs (but I’m afraid that someone else will hear me) by eating_custardinbed
Fandoms: House M.D.
28 Aug 2024
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“Call your divorce attorney and pack your bags, Jimmy. Me and you are shacking up.”
in which Wilson is told that he is gay, and goes on a journey of self-discovery
(title from 'the (shipped) gold standard' by fall out boy)
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01 Sep 2024
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5 times Wilson cheats with House, + the 1 time they get caught.
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24 Jul 2024
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House is tricked into going on a team-building trip with his colleagues. He does far more bonding with Wilson than anyone else.
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23 Jul 2024
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House asks Wilson for a reason to detox from the pills. Wilson has an interesting idea.
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22 Jul 2024
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It's just sex. That's what House tells himself, anyway.
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22 Jul 2024
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a short thing inspired by the thought, "what if amber and wilson's sex tape was ***for house***?" it seems like exactly the kind of toxic manipulative thing amber would pull and bring wilson along for. so here it is!
set after the finale of season 4, and wilson and house haven't spoken about everything yet. things are bad between them and that's where the angst in this comes from!
edit: chapter 2 is a bit of my commentary on writing this, and the decisions i made!Bookmarked by grumpygemini
13 Jul 2024
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It was past midnight when Wilson arrived, and House’s team had all left hours before. Cameron was the last to go, shooting House a pitying look as she pulled her coat on, but House had ignored her.
A Wilson who’s been dating House for years doesn’t work at Princeton-Plainsboro. It takes House’s team years to find out that their boss is dating someone, let alone who, but they see more of the relationship than they know.
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24 Jun 2024
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When House gets bored, he asks uncomfortable questions that he doesn't expect Wilson to answer... only this time, he answers and House has to deal with the consequences.
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22 Jun 2024
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house adjusts to his new life post-infarction—he isn’t having the best time.
AKA the story of wilson trying to convince house that things aren’t all so bleak!
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11 Jun 2024
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“Hold on, you can’t just tell me Wilson has a secret vagina and run away!” House insists.
“I guess you’ll never know,” Cuddy says around a smile, and click-clicks her way across the marble floor too fast for him to follow.
Well, only one way to find out.
House has to get Wilson naked.
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11 Jun 2024
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It's a long road from administering illegal chemotherapy in an apartment to watching the sun go down in a little bungalow somewhere on the East Coast, but House and Wilson manage it all the same.
Cancer is boring. The journey during and after? Not so much.
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07 Jun 2024
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House and Wilson share a hotel room at a medical conference. Read on for goofy acronyms, endless banter, horny middle-aged men, and more!
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07 Jun 2024