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    Steve Harrington has always hated being an alpha.

    So he’s going to ask Eddie Munson to bitch him.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    “Well, uh, you said, the other day, you said that I smelled different?” Steve doesn’t mean for it to sound like a question.

    “Yeah. Right before you sprinted out of my house and drove off like a bat out of hell,” Eddie huffs, but there’s a gentleness there now that Steve swore to give him answers.

    “Yeah, so. Uh, right. Have you ever watched porn?” He asks, and immediately wants to kick himself because that’s definitely not what he meant to say. Eddie lets out a loud peal of surprised laughter.

    “The fuck? Yeah, Harrington, I’ve watched porn,” Eddie answers incredulously.

    “Okay, cool,” Steve nods, before unhelpfully adding, “same.” Eddie looks at him like he’s grown a second head.

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    So this is lust. Huh.

    The discovery would be much more exciting if Wei Wuxian wasn't currently sitting across from the object of his sudden and disorienting lechery, waiting to be scolded, while all his blood rushes toward his pelvis for some reason? While his skin buzzes with this strange new sensation; while his brain continuously spits out depraved scenarios and obscene images like a winning arcade game ticket dispenser. And while the curve of Lan Wangji's jaw where it meets the pale skin of his sleek, swan-fucking-like neck beckons Wei Wuxian like a flickering neon sign, screaming taste me! bite me! bury your face here!

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    Sparks fly on the Jinlintai Studios set when Lan Wangji, the promising new head of the Lan Code Office, is tasked with reining in director Wei Wuxian's infamously ribald style.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Wei Ying is—

    He is wearing—

    Wei Ying is wearing the costume.

    Wang Lingjiao is draped in a tastefully seductive dress, squinting at her script in front of the cameras. And behind the main camera. Wei Ying. Is wearing. Her costume.

    Wearing might be an overstatement.

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    Wei Wuxian travels to Lanling for his nephew’s one-month celebration alone, without Wen Ning.

    Lan Wangji lives with the consequences.

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    04 Feb 2024

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    Lan Wangji hums for another few notes, making sure that Wen Yuan is truly settled before he shifts his attention back to the others. Wei Wuxian is looking at Lan Wangji and Wen Yuan, a stricken expression on his face. Wen Qing is glaring at Wei Wuxian, challenging, and Lan Wangji is left with the impression that he missed something important. He’s not sure what, but whatever it was, it’s enough. Wei Wuxian swallows, eyes lingering on where Lan Wangji’s hand rests on Wen Yuan’s back. “Fine. If nothing else, it will be good to see Jiang Cheng.”

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    Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.

    One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.

    He did yelp a little. But very manfully.

    “No entry after sunset,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?” 
     

    or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world

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    20 Mar 2024

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    Wei Ying couldn’t help the burst of laughter that escaped him. “Lan Zhan! You totally think I’m sleeping with her, don’t you?”

    His face stayed still, but the tips of Lan Zhan’s ears brightened into redness, and the angle of his eyebrows sharpened slightly. “Shameless!”

    “What, you totally do!”

    “It is abundantly clear to me that-- promiscuity is unthinkably prevalent in your time,” Lan Zhan hissed, and while he looked like he was going to continue, he instead snapped his mouth shut and turned away.

    “Haha, is this about my shorts again?”

    Lan Zhan did not answer.

    “Oh my god, I’m getting slut-shamed,” Wei Ying stated, kind of wonderingly. Was this how women felt whenever they got comments about wearing a skirt outside?

    A piercing glare. “Your vocabulary is obscene.”

    “Hey, woah, aren’t you the one who’s implying that? How come you can suggest that I’m, like, a complete whore for having bare collarbones and a female roommate, and then when I call you out it’s me again who’s acting indecent?”

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    “You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”

    “Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.

    Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”

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    17 Dec 2024

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    “Ak’e said they were surprised, because. Because. Lan Zhan, when you touched the psi stone, it recorded your emotions.”

    Lan Zhan nodded. “They used it to determine we did not intend to double-cross them.”

    “Yeah. Well. It recorded everything—all your feelings. Including more—specific feelings.”

    Lan Zhan nodded again, slower this time.

    “Like.” Wei Ying forced himself not to look away. Revulsion-swept. Revulsion-swept. “Lan Zhan, it recorded.... Ah. How you…. How you felt, when you spoke about me. How you, I guess, feel about me.”

    A crease appeared between Lan Zhan’s brows. Then his face went completely blank.

    Wei Ying’s stomach sank through the floor.

    ...
    They weren’t friends. They’d never been friends. Wei Ying was just delusional. He’d wanted Lan Zhan so hard he had tricked himself into believing Lan Zhan wanted him back.

    “Um. Has it been like this the whole time?” he managed. “Or did something change? Have you always...?” He couldn’t bring himself to say hated me.

    Lan Zhan was staring at the floor. After a long moment he said, very quietly, “Yes.”

    “Since the beginning?”

    “Yes,” Lan Zhan whispered.

    “Right,” Wei Ying said numbly. “Right, yeah. Okay. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry. And—I’m sorry I didn’t notice.”

    “I did not intend you to,” said Lan Zhan.

    Ouch. Wei Ying wanted to say you could have told me, but.... Lan Zhan had tried to tell Wei Ying he didn’t want to be friends. It was Wei Ying who hadn’t listened.