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    When The Rice Purity Test gets brought up in the locker room, Ilya makes it Captain's orders to learn everyone's score. Shane doesn't expect this stupid quiz to lead to learning more about each other’s past.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    It's just a hat. Ilya knows it's just a hat. He has, at various points, made a reasonable and intelligent case to himself for why it is just a hat. Shane knows exactly what the hat does to his boyfriend. Shane is not sorry about this and will gladly take responsibility for the consequences of his actions.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    For perhaps the first time ever, Shane’s birthday was going to have nothing to do with the Stanley Cup playoffs. Shane would not be attending any of Bood’s watch parties, nor would he be sitting on the floor in his parents’ house, watching game tape while his mom and Ilya debated Colorado’s passing lanes. He would certainly not be lacing up his skates and flying past some insignificant defenders on his way to his fifty-fourth playoff goal.

    No. Shane’s thirty-second birthday would be spent camping.

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    AKA the hollanov goes camping fic that no one asked for, but I provided anyway. A very loose 5+1 of five times things did not go as planned on Shane and Ilya's camping trip, and one time Shane fixes it.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Shane has been covering up his soulmark for as long as Ilya has known him.
    Ilya doesn't have a soulmark at all.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    03 Jun 2026