godtiermeme
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Neither Dave Strider nor Karkat Vantas, two halves of a recently married couple, have ever considered themselves particularly capable future parents. In fact, both men are downright mortified of the mere possibility. Unfortunately, they also share a stubborn obsession with doing the “right thing”, and the death of a distant Strider relative is the beginning of a journey they're not quite prepared to face.
(Knowledge of Buy My Friendship not required.)
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- Part 2 of why is everyone demanding money from me?
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if nautical nonsense be something you wish by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck, Oceangate - Fandom
09 May 2026
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Following the God of Time's failure to rescue Earth C's version of the RMS Titanic, said deity seeks the companionship of his closest ally. Of course, such cautionary mythological tales must follow a similar theme, so a fitting framing device must be found. Introducing: A doomed and poorly conceived "submersible" vessel with an estimated remaining lifespan of anywhere from a few milliseconds to twenty minutes — depending on when one asks.
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- Part 2 of Dave Strider's GOOD Ideas
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Earth C has some strange holidays, but Karkat and Dirk end up on receiving end of what may be the planet's most bizarre — and fatal — ritual.
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The Pyrope Parable is an ancient (circa 25th Century C.E.) work within Skaian mythology. Though generally disregarded as a fanciful and simple tale by modern scholars, it is still notable for hosting the first appearance of the “Pyrope”, an increasingly obsolete — but no less intriguing — folkloric beast.
Citation: Lalonde, Rose. “The Pyrope Parable, Annotated Edition.” Skaian Mythological Society 4, no. 13 (3014): 4–12.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? THE WORLD'S MOST LITERAL MONSTER MASH? by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Feb 2026
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In hindsight, attempting to mix a slew of extraterrestrial foodstuffs in a meat grinder and stuff it into a sausage casing was not the brightest idea ViewTube trio “ShadesCodesNShouts” has ever had. In fact, this may be their worst idea yet.
Known on Alternia as “In Which a Stupid Human Conceives of an Even Stupider Plan, and Said Plan Leads to a Creation That No Loving Creator Could Ever Endorse.”
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Dave Strider's GOOD Ideas by godtiermeme
Fandom 20th Century CE RPF, Homestuck, Oceangate - Fandom, Titanic RPF
09 May 2026
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The delightful duology of stupidity that nobody asked for!
Have you ever wondered what happens when you let me go full freak mode? This happens. Behold: The series in which Dave Strider fails to rescue the Titanic.
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Homestuck in Space: Write-Summarize-Write Event August 2025 by glubtier, godtiermeme, grandiloquentApostate (superfloyd_writes_137), HomestuckFanauthorCoalition, Lolory, ManifestMerlin, Stripe, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandom Homestuck
18 Sep 2025
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Homestuck in Space!!!: Write about one or more characters as astronauts exploring space. Can be the IRL Solar System or Alternian Solar System.
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"No."
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Dave's greatest fear comes true when he finds his fiancee dead four days before their wedding. Fortunately for him, she's got a solution for that.
If he's willing to share, that is.
Podfic of Love Spell for the Already Departed by Hippofox.
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One day, when you were alone in your apartment, you felt the familiar sensation of being watched. You tensed on instinct, and then panicked silently, because you lived alone. You turned the small space upside down, and closed all the curtains just in case. The feeling subsided.
Your mistake was in reacting.
A Hollow Tree Is Filled With A Remnant Of Light
Podfic of Qliphoth Rhizome by ManifestMerlin.
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Entomophobia (Insectophobia) - an excessive or unrealistic fear (disgust) of one or more classes of insect.
Podfic of Entomophobia by orangestorapples.
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You were the one who sat everyone down two years ago and said that you were sure there was other life in the universe. It only made sense. Sburb is self-perpetuating; you make a new universe, and sapient lifeforms evolve in that universe, and then those sapient lifeforms invent video games and they create a new universe.
Podfic of Science and the Common Understanding by chronicAngel.
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This is a tale about a dead Karkat, trapped in a dream bubble, who gets to experience what may or may not be the final moments of his mental existence. Alone, save for a man who reminds him a bit too much of his boyfriend, a troll who hates nothing more than himself seeks a way out of what must be a karmic nightmare loop.
And along the way, he learns why good intentions pave roads to infernos.
Podfic of Burning in the Eyes of the Maker by godtiermeme.
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