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Not as hard as you'd imagine, managing your wayward romantic feelings for your married straight coworker. There was nothing actually at stake here, no illusions from him that anything might come of it. There was safety in that hopelessness. It meant he could just gather all those pesky emotions together in a little bundle, throw it over his shoulder and keep on hobbling along in life.
And if sometimes he feels in danger of having a breakdown in the middle of the produce aisle at his local supermarket because he spotted a stupid fucking pineapple whilst doing his weekly shopping and it reminded him of an equally stupid tattoo adorning the forearm of an even more stupid man and it all makes him so overtaken with longing he could fall to his knees with it, then—well. That's nobody's business but his own.
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07 Jun 2026
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Alex wakes up and has to deal with the aftermath of episode 4, series 21, in the form of a text conversation with Andy D.
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01 May 2026
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HorneWatchingWatching by mr-finch (soubriquet)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
13 Aug 2025
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The one rule Greg has about Alex (of which there are many smaller rules, each one of them nestled into the last) is that he cannot think about him.
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14 Sep 2025
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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17 Jul 2025
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“Are Alex Horne and Greg Davies in love?”
Knowing titters and nervous giggles rippled across the room.
“Well the answer is no, but I’ll be honest with you,” he paused, pressed a finger to his lips, letting the tension build just so. “Part of me... would quite like him to fuck me.”
…Wait.
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17 May 2025