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If you asked Han Solo what this tale is about, he would say it is the story of how he, a handsome and courageous spacer captain, became the favorite acolyte of a terrifying eldritch void deity, joined the Rebel Alliance, and helped save the galaxy from an evil space wizard.
If you asked said eldritch deity, currently going by the name Firmus Piett, he would say that "favorite" is a bit of a stretch.
(AKA: What if my favorite Imps were actually old gods?)
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“Listen, you don’t have to spell it out, okay? I get it. I’m still pissed you cut me, but I get it. I’m not hero material, it was stupid to think I was.”
“Actually, Sonar, I cut you because you are hero material, and I think you have a better chance at going legit by yourself than Coupe does.”
“…Robbo, my man, tell me the truth. Are you high right now?”
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Ever since MechaMan Blue fell out of the sky, there’s been a gaping hole in LA’s indie superhero scene. Nobody’s stepped in to take over his old patrol routes or cover the territory left unprotected by his absence—too intimidated by the legacy to attempt to fill his shoes, perhaps.
Robert has an idea about who might be able to fill them.
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So, like, Victor isn’t one of those “social justice warrior” types—doesn’t exactly fit his aesthetic—but some things are just facts, man. And the fact is, hybrids get kind of a rough deal overall.
As far as he sees it, the current meta on making it through life as a hybrid has just three options:
First option is to fit in. Do whatever you gotta do, cut whatever you gotta cut in order to be small enough, dumb enough, inoffensive enough—close enough to the median statistic on every single parameter that all the things that make you an outlier can be politely pasted over or ignored by the normies.
Obviously, Victor did not take this option.
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In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox.
This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.
(Also known as the one where Al & Vox used to bait angels, until they didn't.)
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In most universes where this story plays out, one of the first people Vox meets upon falling to Hell is a charming, bloodthirsty cannibal overlord who eventually steals his heart.
Usually, that overlord is Alastor.
This time, it's Rosie.
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How to Become a Superhero Without Really Trying by generalzero
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
07 May 2026
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"A Qualitative Analysis of the Difficulties of Isolating a Specific Iteration of an Individual within the Multiverse" --by Otto Octavius, PhD. by generalzero
Fandom Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
30 Jun 2024
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Otto should have anticipated that his mission to check on Peter One would not be as simple as tracking down the Stephen Strange of his own universe and conspiring with Norman to create a multidimensional anchoring device.
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The first thing you had to remember about Jewel Casino was that you couldn't buy chips with money. It wasn't that kind of casino. You couldn't gamble your soul either. The casino's owner, the enigmatic and unnerving Opal Nox, was not interested in souls. Then what were you supposed to bet, you ask? The color of your eyes. All your memories before you were three years old. The second best day of your life. Anything you liked really. When you cashed out at the end of the night, you could buy those things back ...or you could buy other things.
The second thing you had to remember was deceptively simple: the House always wins.
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Gregory wants to rescue the possessed animatronics, but Glitchtrap holds all the cards. All except for two: a protective Freddy Fazbear, and a ride or die Daycare Attendant. The clock is ticking, but this time six am doesn't guarantee a happy ending.
Featuring a surprisingly cunning Sun, an unsurprisingly feral Moon, and a Freddy Fazbear working out his existential crisis of sentience by sucker-punching anyone who looks at Gregory sideways.
Split POV: Sun, Moon, Freddy, Gregory.
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Meeting Penelope of Ithaca by NobleDragon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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He sees them round the corner, Rocky's brown and green carapace leading ahead of a larger Eridian. They were a gradient of blues and greens, the colors reminded him of turquoise, or maybe jade, and had spots of warm black dotted around their form. They had a splotch of brown on one their arms, mirroring the one he has seen on Rocky.
"Grace!" Rocky bounds over, the other Eridian swiftly coming with him. "Grace meet Mate Adrian. Adrian meet Friend Grace."
It really is them Grace thinks, giddy with joy.
Grace meets Adrian of Erid
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Bookmarked by generalzero
06 Jun 2026
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Stolen Sympathy for All My Worst Mistakes by Huntress8611
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Mar 2026
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We're almost at Erid. I have to tell him before we get in range of whatever radio-equivalent they use. He deserves to know, to have the chance to tell everyone before I land. He should know I’m a coward before he convinces his planet to funnel all their resources into keeping me alive.
I've thought it through so many times, in the years since I remembered.
‘Hey Rocky, I need to tell you something.’
‘Hey Rocky, you know how you always call us brave? Well…’
‘Hey Rocky so the actual reason I had amnesia when I met you was because I said no when they asked me to save my planet even though I was the only qualified candidate and they forced me to and I said if they sent me I'd kill everyone by sabotaging the mission so Stratt gave me some insane amnesia drug.’
Not exactly a conversation anyone wants to have ever, let alone with their roommate in a ship with no escape. Not something anyone wants to hear from the person they're relying on to save their people, either.
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Bookmarked by generalzero
06 Jun 2026
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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
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06 Jun 2026
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Good Words by boxofrogs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Apr 2026
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Rocky tries his best to reassure Grace, they have a slight misunderstanding, and a new Eridian word is coined.
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04 Jun 2026
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Five Times Ryland Grace Surprised Someone and One Time He Surprised Himself by Katrina
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 May 2026
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People have a image of Dr. Ryland Grace. A bit of an oddball, hard working, loves a punny shirt, and is still very much a teacher for all that he's head scientist. Sometimes, however, he does something that is outside expectations. Even the ones he has of himself.
Bookmarked by generalzero
04 Jun 2026