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do i really have to chart the constellations in his eyes? by dressatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Everyone at Grover Cleveland Middle School knows Mr. Grace loves his wife. She's practically the only thing he talks about.
So it's strange when rumors start that he's having an affair with the new principal, and even stranger when they seem to be true.
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04 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is a college student who is desperate for money to pay off his medical bills. Eva Stratt is an exchange student who urgently needs a place to live. Naturally, their first instinct is to seek help on Reddit.
Alternative Universe!
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02 Jun 2026
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Amazing Grace, How Bright the Stars, That Saved a World Like Me! I Once Was Lost, in Endless Dark, Now Earth can Finally Breathe by Badger666
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016), The Fall Guy (2024), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
07 Jun 2026
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“Let me ensure I understand correctly,” Yao counted slowly on his fingers.
“Your oldest brother is an alcoholic private detective.”
“Yeah.”
“Your second brother killed your abusive father.”
Grace nodded sleepily. “Self-defense mostly but yeah.”
“Your third brother is in a committed relationship with a sex doll.”
“Bianca is very nice
Yao continued as though he had not heard that.
“And your twin brother throws himself off buildings
Grace thought about it. A very long exhausted pause. “…Yeah that about sums it up.”
Silence again.
Stratt looked at Yao.
Yao looked at Stratt.
The realization passed silently between them with horrifying clarity.
So Grace—
This exhausted, socially awkward, disaster of a scientist currently clinging to Eva Stratt like a drowning kitten—
Was the normal one.
God help them all.
Stratt stared down at him for another second before one particular detail from earlier finally circled back around.
“You slept with Tom Ryder.”
Grace nodded against her shoulder.
“Mmhm.”
“The internationally famous actor.”
“Yep.”
“How?”
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31 May 2026
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Trust I seek (and I find in you) by lime02
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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Eva Stratt is the world’s scapegoat. Locked away, accused, abused, forgotten. Alone in her cell, she waits for death.
Until a ghost appears and saves her.Or:
Ryland Grace returns to Earth and searches for the woman who sent him to his death. The woman he loves more than memory itself.Bookmarked by garfields_funkle
30 May 2026
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move fast and keep quiet by littlestarsabove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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Eva Stratt and Ryland Grace are the public faces of Project Hail Mary. Their professional relationship is well documented through press conferences and committee meetings. Their personal relationship? Well, that's classified.
or: Saving the world would be a whole lot easier if Eva's chief science officer stopped smiling at her like that.
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24 May 2026