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Going to a hunter convention to make sure that they're not joining forces against Beacon Hills and its pack is one thing. Going there with Peter and pretending that they're married is quite another. Truth be told, Chris is convinced they won't make it through the week-long convention. With Peter enjoying his role as the nagging husband, Chris is not even sure he'll make it through the day.
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the H in Hayden is for sHut up and listen to me
from the bottom of my heart joshua ARE U OKAY?!
CORruptible so watch out 🦎🥰
😔 I knew this day was coming
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"You're the guy who died! The one who's friends with Corey and-"
"Twice."
"What?"
Josh raises his gaze to look at the guy right in the eyes. He lets out his puff of smoke slowly, not hating the way the blue eyes are stuck on him.
"I died twice."
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So… Theo keeps biting Liam. And it’s getting weird.
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Liam should've known better than to give Theo carte blanche. Now, he's shaking like a leaf, tears threatening to run down his face. He swallows a scream.
This is the last time he lets his idiot boyfriend pick a damn movie!
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Mason can't believe it. “So they're just… meeting your teacher platonically? As buddies?”
Malia nods, rubbing a hand over her face in shame.
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Chris has recently gotten into the habit of texting Isaac whenever he feels bored. Which is pretty much every time Scott tries to include him in Pack affairs.
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Chris has done this a thousand times. He could do it with his eyes closed, the earth slipping from under his feet. He could do it in the middle of a shootout or with a gun to his head.
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THEo 👑
That male skank Nolan is trying to break Liam and I up!!! I saw him talking to Li at his morning practice! 🙄🙄
Jo-shittttttt what day is it again?
🙏 rip nolen u wont b missing
THEo 👑
He WILL be after I’m done w him
Cor(n)ey
😂😂 as if liam would ever pick him over you! newboy obvs thinks he's hot shit. sad.
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Liam is getting pretty tired of being picked up and pushed in front of some new threat just because some strangers asked Scott nicely for help. Real tired.
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An animal yelps in pain in the middle of the forest. Theo gets out of his truck to see what's happening.
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"You know, I just like to stay busy anyway. Keeps the evilness, the PTSD, and the general lack of enthusiasm for life on the backburner a bit. Actually, I started meditating, I just think Beacon Hills can be a bit stressful, you know, and-" Theo says to Scott on the phone before spotting Liam's glowing eyes on the lacrosse field, "Liam Dunbar, I swear to god, if you don't calm down right now, I'll come and knock your ass unconscious!" Theo turns back to his phone. He doesn't see Brett charging full force at Liam, almost breaking him in half. "So yeah, who knew babysitting would be this much fun! And that I'd be so good at it!"
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🥜brain
can u come to my house??? 😢
im sadthe o(riginal chimera)
Liam.
Get a grip.🥜brain
THATS NOT WHAT A NICE BF WOULD SAY U INCONSIDERING BITCHHHH!!!!! IM ASKING FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HERERRRR -
My Cousin is a Vampire by fruchtfliege
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), My Babysitter's A Vampire (TV 2011)
12 Jun 2025
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For Scott, seeing his cousin Sarah at their next lacrosse match (Go Cyclones!) is the best thing that's happened since… since they had those 3 consecutive weeks when nothing went wrong. Yes, April had been bliss! For Sarah, seeing Scott requires infiltrating the cheerleading squad which… isn't so bad now that the team captain isn't a 70-year-old witch! (Go Devils!) Of course, everything would be easier if her geek friends didn't insist on joining her and the cheerleading squad!
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“What?” Mason asks like he doesn't understand why Liam is trying to be optimistic for the first time in his life. “Stiles is literally coming here to condemn you and probably start a campaign to – at the very least – exile Theo. He's literally coming to fight with you and you're not good with confrontation…” Mason sees Theo giving him an intense glare but he's not sure what it means. “Scott might be coming too but it's just as scary because he's the alpha so if he sides with Stiles – his best friend, his brother – then that's that. He'll have the final word. I mean, what are you gonna do? Rebel against Scott? I don't think-”
Liam gags, a wave of crushing dread driving him nauseous. Thankfully, nothing comes out.
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- Part 2 of Um... He's a rescue
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The Argent House is everything Peter loves most: life-threatening, hostile, and filled with secrets. Is it really his fault if he always ends up coming back?
Or, Kate might not be the real reason Peter likes to visit the Argent House.
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There's a cupid in town and, since the idea of confronting his feelings is somehow so much more terrifying than potentially dying, for once, Theo is scared shitless.
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- Part 1 of Cupid reporting from Beacon Hills
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Liam had it all: the girl, a secured future, the dream vocation, and, above all, a way to make a difference. He worked hard to gain everyone’s respect at the hospital and Dean Romero’s blessing to get engaged with Hayden. Only a few years and he’d officially be a doctor! That’s when Theo Raeken came in like the rudest, most unyielding and fascinating meteor, crashing right into his comfortable life with his mad ideas about resurrecting the dead. But what could Liam have done differently, really? He needed a roommate, after all.
Re-Animator!AU (but you don't need to have watched the movie to read it)
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Derek wasn’t born a wolf. Surrounded by a supernatural family, it’s pretty hard to forget that he’s not special, not powerful like Laura, or wild like Cora. His mom can barely look him in the eyes. But when a series of mountain lion attacks shakes the town, strange things start happening to Derek. Things he can’t explain.
So if he must befriend Stiles (the guy who had a crush on Derek since forever) to figure it out, maybe it's all worth it. To hell with his reputation! Derek can't go on not sleeping, hearing strange noises, and what's this pattern he keeps drawing every day? With only an annoying sister, a nosy kid detective, and his three preppy friends to keep him sane, what could possibly go wrong?
So, yeah, maybe Derek isn’t a wolf, but… he’s something.
Or, Derek is a banshee (but doesn't know it) and Stiles is obsessed with his nerdy personality and rude behavior.
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When Theo comes back from hell, the reality of it becomes too much and he does the only thing he couldn't do in there: shift. Four months after the chimera escaped the jail cell the pack placed him in, he appears in Liam’s backyard… except he’s in wolf form and starving.
Liam decides that if Theo is his responsibility then he must help him figure out why the chimera can’t shift back to human. Maybe the puppy pack would take him more seriously if he stopped rambling about Theo for one fucking minute. Or if Theo stopped being a lap dog on main.
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- Part 1 of Um... He's a rescue