9 Works by fourthingsandawizard

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    Discovering you're somehow different from the rest of your family can be difficult; realizing you're even more different than you originally thought can be devastating. All the magic in the world can't help Phil 'grow out of it,' but embracing those differences may just help him realize how magical he really is.

     
    Written for the @phandomficfests 2019 Bingo to (eventually) fill the prompts: writer's choice (magic au), sibling relationships, symbolism, missed train, motion sickness, rejections, tatinof, secret admirers, and Vegas.

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    Dan is fast asleep at Hogwarts when he gets a 2am call from a Firewhisky-fueled Phil in the club

     

    Written for the @phandomficfests 2019 Bingo to fill the prompts birthday, drug/alcohol use, and writer's choice (magic au)

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    “Let me see that,” Dan said, grabbing the tin out of Phil’s hands and examining it for himself. When he finally deciphered the scrawled writing, he groaned loudly, pinching the bridge of his nose.

    “What’s wrong?” Phil asked almost in a whisper, his hands suddenly going clammy. “Is it not just decaf like I thought?”

    “Phil, you blind bat!” Dan exclaimed, turning the tin around and pointing at the label. “It says ‘deAGE,’ not ‘deCAF!’”

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    Dan and Phil take a quick break from their world tour, staying in an Airbnb that Martyn and Cornelia rented for the week from an eccentric Australian wizard. When Dan wakes up one morning as his ten-year-old self after drinking a magical tea that Phil accidentally brewed for him, they're forced to look for a solution before their viewers—or Martyn—can find out about it.

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    Dan gently touched the black leaves with the tips of his fingers. “Phil? Is there such a thing as a plant-sona? Because I think I just found mine.”

    Phil grimaced, sticking his tongue out in disgust. “Dan! Stop ruining plants for everyone!”

    “Ruining?” Dan asked, shooting a mischievous smirk at the camera. “Or improving?

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    Phil puts his Herbology skills to use in a video teaching Dan how to build a DIY floating terrarium. Puns (and disaster) ensue.

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    “I mean, all I would have to do is give the drill a little zap, and we can all go back to peace and quiet,” Dan said, glancing over his shoulder at Phil. “Well, I mean, other than still having to listen to the downstairs neighbor’s...activities…”

    Phil snorted over the top of his mug. “Yeah, and I’m sure the Muggles wouldn’t be at all alarmed when the piece of heavy machinery they’re using suddenly goes completely silent. Need I remind you yet again of the Statute of Secrecy?”

     

    Or, the one where the drilling outside their apartment drives Dan to attempt increasingly crazy stunts to block out the noise, while Phil tries to deal with a flat that is literally starting to fall apart around them.

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    Tired of hiding his magic from his Muggle viewers at Playlist Live, Dan decides to take a spontaneous trip and tweet about it, much to Phil's exasperation.

    Inspired by the *ahem* drama created by a certain someone last week, I bring you the only logical explanation for Dan's Bahama tweets. You're so welcome.

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    Dan confronts Phil about his obsession with ordering useless junk via owl post.

    Inspired by Phil's recent video, "5 Things I Regret Buying- SILVER HAIR DYE," along with his subsequent prank video featuring Dan on his second channel.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1,598
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    After Dan and Phil fail to upload a video on time, they make the rather risky decision to let their viewers pick their forfeit. Really, were they expecting them to pick something easy?

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    When Dan meets a boy with piercings and a dragon tattoo while shopping in Diagon Alley, he’s pretty quick to jump to conclusions, much to his own embarrassment. But as they become fast friends, they both come to see that sometimes the most important lessons learned at Hogwarts are the ones that happen without a wand.

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    Bookmarks:
    39
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