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Z decides to visit a pawn shop one day in hopes to clear his spring break boredom. In the process he finds a nearly pristine iMac from 2006 on a back shelf.
He notices nothing wrong with it but a purple "M" written in crayon on the back of it. And decides to purchase it.
It was (probably) the worst 200 he's ever spent.
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30 Apr 2026
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hellooooo old author we start w bizzaburger now we r at zegect AND msak mentioned
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The long silence that followed was habit at this point. But through that silence it was interrupted by Player's chuckle, there was a hint of panic lying underneath. "Well! Of course! I love all of my friends!"
OH. MY. GOD.
He had enough.
If words weren't going to convince them-
Brad suddenly clashed his lips with theirs, earning a noise of surprise from the yellow figure. They didn't act like it was unwelcome however and lo and behold, they embraced the kiss, slowly melting into the others mouth. He slipped his tongue through their lips, further earning more noises from them.
-then maybe actions will.
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Brad and Player have a long talk after 2 weeks of them basically trying to run from their feelings. But they're kind of an idiot and don't realize that Griefer feels the same way. Leads to frustration and Brad having to knock some sense into them.
Or more appropriately, knock them up.
(OFFICIAL sequel to "You called?")
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30 Apr 2026
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goDDAMN that was sone good stuff
player going from oblivious to absolutely screaming for griefers dih 😭😭✌
mindyall he only put his tip in -
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Player jorks it to Griefer's card and accidentally summons him.
oopsie.
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30 Apr 2026
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the baby got aborted 😭😭✌
player being SO oblivious bro IM FRINR poor griefet
hello cade i see you in the comments
shoutout to toxixheros fetuss left toe ig -
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Griefer edges you so you decide to teach him a lesson
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30 Apr 2026
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hes being such a power bottom 🙄🙄
gosh hes still a brat
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Brad always gets what he wants, no matter what it is, or where it is.
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Bookmarked by forealtheapple
30 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
oh my god
bottom griefer is like an ice cold redbulli shouldve realized i needed this more than i thought
🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣