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3-Where They Have to Take You In by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Oct 2020
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Seven years after "Schism," Obi-Wan turns up at Qui-Gon's new temple, the worse for wear and hiding a secret he ultimately can't keep.
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Innocuous by flamethrower
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
(Fan Cover Art by my own Eldest Podling.)Author's Notes: This story can be read as a Standalone, OR as part of the series (located on Squidge). Innocuous came first, and nothing changes what it is--
a lovenote to footnotesan excellent GO story.The footnotes work if the story is read chapter by chapter, the footnotes map properly, but not as Entire Work.
BIG NOTE: I'm moving most of my content to Squidgeworld. My pseud is flamethrower; you can download PDFs, ePubs, & Mobi files on Squidge for easy reading just like you can on AO3.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
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Harry Potter's fifteenth birthday starts off just like all the others...for the first few seconds, at least. The gift he receives changes his entire life.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
By December, Nizar has been free of a portrait's boundaries for a little over a month. Just in time for things to start to get interesting: he is less than impressed by Death Eaters, agrees with Sirius Black that 12 Grimmauld Place should possibly be burned to the ground, and learns a few things he'd really prefer to avoid.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
Archived Author's Notes:
The amount of geek research that went into this story basically ups its hit points to ridiculous levels.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
To find and read the rest of OaLC. this Very Big Story, I'm flamethrower on Squidge at Squidgeworld. I'd direct-link you, but by AO3 doctrine, no one is allowed to use direct links to anywhere for anything unless it's another AO3 work. Hop over to the dot-org site and search for me; I'll pop up right away.Series
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Force Freaks by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, flamethrower, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), KeeperofSeeds, LaceFedora, Meggory, PunsAndBulletsAndPointyThings, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, sanerontheinside, TariCalmcacil, the_dragongirl
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2017
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Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid
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The Warrior's Heart, Volume 5, The New Temple by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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Qui-Gon establishes a new Temple and begins to train Anakin, while Obi-Wan and Bruck, left behind on Coruscant, begin to forge new lives of their own. Various plots thicken.
TOC: Vol. V: The New Temple
Stone and Vine
Love Letter 7: Obi-Wan to His Absent Lover
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.
The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
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Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space by flamethrower
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
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The bodyswap reveals to Aziraphale that Crowley didn't come through Armageddon completely unscathed.
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04 Jun 2026
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It’s A Kind Of Magic by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
01 Jun 2026
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Magic exists.
Crowley wishes it didn’t notice him.A wizard forced to hide in the mortal world, Crowley survives by suppressing his power and avoiding attachments. Working as a waiter at an elite birthday party should be harmless—until the Dowlings hire one of these humans posing as a magician.
A terrible one.
Aziraphale, performing as The Marvellous Mr. Fell, botches every trick with cheerful grace, utterly unbothered by failure. Crowley should despise the fake magic. Instead, he finds himself drawn to the man behind it—kind, patient, and quietly radiant.
As Crowley seeks Aziraphale out again, hiding his magic becomes dangerous. Power denied demands release, and if Crowley can’t let it out safely, he won’t just be exposed.
He’ll burn.
Because some magic refuses to stay hidden.
And some miracles look a lot like love.Bookmarked by flamethrower
02 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale ascends to the highest level of the Archangels. And he remembers—well. It’s not important what he remembers.
Chapter 21 releasing on June 5th.
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28 May 2026
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Werewolves, snark, murder, and all the broody Hardy possible.
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Bookmarked by flamethrower
15 May 2026
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The Metatron brings in the demon Crowley to stand trial in Heaven. For tempting an angel. Uhhhh. Awkward.
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15 May 2026