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SupremeK1NGMy (28M) boyfriend (28?) of 2 years has been lying to me our entire relationship, and now I'm pregnant.
I (28M) have been with my boyfriend (28?) for just over two years, and I thought everything was going well. Well it turns out he's been lying to me ever since we met. He's an alien, not derogatory, not metaphorically, literally an alien. He's not human. At all.
Anyway, he abducted me to his spaceship a couple of nights ago because, it seems, I'd managed to impregnate him. My fault for not wearing a condom, and for that I'll fully take the blame. However, his species needs to lay their eggs to expel them, and it has to be in their mate. AKA the one who knocked them up. AKA ME. I felt bad, and I love him despite everything, so I let him.
However, my little sister (11F), has been asking questions about my sudden weight gain and I don't know how to explain to her that she might have a niece or nephew soon. How should I broach this topic?
DinosaurJaKKer889
What the fuck did I just read, what are you smoking, and can I have some?
SupremeK1NG
What happened, alien dick drugs, no.Series
- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
- Part 3 of Kickstarting the Apocalypse to Spice Up my Sex Life (ORV)
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Tomorrow's Problem by YamiXenara
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
10 May 2026
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The noise from outside is cut off with the closing of the door, the air inside becoming less hazy as the hiss of clean air fills the room. At the sound of the hiss disappearing, Dokja removes the mask from his lower face. It's cold, almost frigid, if not for the warmth now plastered to his chest and torso. A head filled with fluffy synth hair drops against his collar with a loud thump, a face nuzzling against his neck as two thick arms wrap around his waist in a tight squeeze.
"Missed me ya damn Sunfish?" N'gai Model 1864_R, or Joonghyuk as they both prefer to call him, glares up at him with circuit filled irises. He clutches Dokja tighter against him as if in reply, before slamming his forehead hard against his chest.
"It's been one week, four days, eight hours, and forty-two minutes since you left," Joonghyuk frowns, the artificial muscles beneath his all too attractive face plate still responding smoothly, "you told me you'd return in two days."
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10 May 2026
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Hunted: Visitors Under the Moonlight by Elaunie
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Mar 2026
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Six months ago, the moon on Teyvat splintered into many pieces and brought with it Visitors from the Abyss. It isn't safe to go out at night. Childe spends his days maintaining his property and offering shelter to those that need it on their journey through Snezhnaya. Everything changes when a certain blonde-haired Traveler shows up at his doorstep. She is not quite as human as she seems...
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11 Apr 2026
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Before I Strike You At Midnight by poisoned_roses
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Apr 2026
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In a ball where happily ever after is a fool's wish, a princess pretends to be a mere soldier of low ranks. Yet that is precisely what gained the attraction of the infamous prince of the battlefield.
Unfortunately for Lumine, that fairytale night lasted until she had to enter again as Princess Viatrix of Khaenriah. Faced with reality and the surprise that the man she met was none other than Tartaglia, 11th of the Fatui Harbingers, she struggles to sort her feelings, especially when said harbinger continuously follows her around like a buzzing fly. Childe, meanwhile, feels a whole lot of confusion and yearning for a girl that is factually existing but appears different from his memories. Things get more complicated when he is tasked to get involved with Princess Viatrix, as he tries to choose between his duty and a budding feeling for said princess. And why was he falling for two women in a short span of time?!
When two souls in a land of power-hungry nobles meet, they begin to wonder if happily ever after does exist... or at least before one of them strikes the other at the stroke of midnight.
OR a Chilumi Reverse Cinderella-ish AU inspired by Bridgerton Season 4 series (and probably other things)
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11 Apr 2026
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Spiderhead by emmacortana for littered
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Jul 2021
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Peter acts like a spider.
The bats have opinions on it.
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- Part 1 of Spider and Bat Friends
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