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    Bird Buddies by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    15 Mar 2026

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    Danny works at the Watchtower as a Technician/Mechanic, although being scouted out specifically by the Big Black Bat himself seems to make it hard for him to get along with his higher ups apparently.

    Along the way danny gets a traffic light colored duckling that follows him around every-once-in-a-while.

    [Changed rating due to Ch 10 that I forgot to fix oopsies]

     [reworked chapter 20, go give it a reread]

    Reposted from my Tumblr @minnesota-fats

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ch.22

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    Glass Rain by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU  

    13 Mar 2026

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    Jason Todd wakes up in the wrong Gotham.

    Here, he stayed dead. Here, his death broke his family so completely they became the monsters they once fought. Dick Grayson haunts the skyline with wings and talons, Barbara Gordon moves like a spider made of shadow, and something that might have once been Batman rules from a corrupted cave.

    The city is quarantined, the air tastes of ozone and old blood, and Jason should be running.

    Instead, he finds himself drawn to the creature that was once his brother—the one stalking him through twisted streets with eyes that still burn with something almost human.

    Some hunts, it turns out, go both ways.

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    My Name Is Not Wonder Boy!! by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    26 Jan 2025

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    Casper High's juniors go on a trip to Washington DC every year. This year it's Danny's class's turn. Absolutely nothing goes wrong.
    Nothing.

    Shut up, Tucker.

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    Wherein Danny meets Wonder Woman, fosters diplomacy between the Living and the Dead Realms, and eventually gets a new haunt.

    Author's Note: On hiatus until the hyperfixation comes back.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Wait, I'm a what? by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU  

    11 May 2026

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    Danny would like to say for the record that it was not his fault.

    In fact, Danny would say that it was entirely Clockwork's fault. After all, he wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for that cryptic time god.

    But what was his fault was the fact that he kept helping.

    He kept taking the cash from the assholes messing with the residents who lived in the area (and damn there were a lot of assholes near where he lived). He kept accepting their offers of food. So because of this new routine that kept him able to afford to rent out his shitty (and possibly illegal) apartment and the hunger pangs sufficiently satisfied, rumors grew.

    tldr; after Clockwork dropped of Danny in Gotham he tries to make the best out of the situation which includes helping out some people. Except along the way that led to rumors that he was an up-and-coming crime boss. A rumor he was largely unaware of.

    Not Abandoned! Slow updates.

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    87 by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    16 Feb 2026

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    “Are you telling me,” Tony says slowly, “that from all the Gods who took over our cities – from all the Gods who’ve been using humans as fucktoys three months a year, I’ve landed the only one who flat-out doesn’t fuck?”

    Great, now Loki looks amused. “Did you want to be my fucktoy?”

    “What? No, you –“ Tony flushes bright red and then glares when Loki’s smirk widens. “Shut up, no, I don’t.”

    (Narrator: He does.)

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    26 Jan 2026