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“House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line” by Tumblr user wintersnails & this fest inspired me out of a [mumbles] year writing funk. Enjoy!
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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“Are you having a stroke?” Wilson asks, genuinely alarmed now.
House waves him off. “No, no. Just trying to figure out why, in this charming reality, we’re not having sex.”
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Or, where the "other" House from a universe where he and Wilson are married, gets sent to the canon-typical universe where... they're not.
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- Part 2 of The Multiverse of Houses
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United by the commonality of being the scorned ex-wives of two-timing bastard James Wilson, M.D., Sam, Bonnie, and Julie form a bond born from their tumultuous love lives that ends up far surpassing what they ever had with James.
When Gregory House, the man they all agree was the #1 reason for the disintegration of their marriages, shows up to apologize at their bi-monthly luncheon, they strike up a plan for a little well-deserved mischief and meddling to push their ex-husband and his addict-in-recovery best friend into admitting what everyone else has known for years: they’ve been in love with each other all along.
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The door to House’s apartment is unassuming. The paint isn’t chipping, the little plaque declaring it as 221B is in pristine condition. There’s even a welcome mat, which on its own makes Cameron somewhat worried that she might be at the wrong door. House wouldn’t take care of that kind of stuff, wouldn’t care about what the neighbors think.
Still, this is the address listed in his files, and even House wouldn’t lie about something as mundane as place of residence. Probably.
Or: Cameron and Chase break into House's apartment and accidentaly wake up his husband in the process