fanboy_squared
Fandoms
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (4)
- Hannibal (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
Recent works
-
without you, id be lost like the lamb sauce <3 by fanboy_squared
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
MasterChef ✅ @MASTERCHEF
We’re back for an all new Season of #MasterChef!
Mark your calendars…get ready…COOK! 🥘daph @foodneverbetraysme
Ok so are we still watching this show or something? Lowkey forgot this existed ngl lolOr
Ilya and Shane are competitors on MasterChef. The Internet goes feral.
-
Tags
Summary
“Harry, I can’t spend my time trying to find a ten-a-penny extra, especially when you don’t even have a photo of him,” Mycroft said. He reminded himself that Harry produced some of the biggest box office hits in recent years. “You described him as,” he looked down at the sticky note she gave him, “‘middle-aged, 30s, question mark, 40s, question mark, white, salt-and pepper, nice jawline, right eyes’. Do you know how many people in Hollywood matches that description? What even does ‘right eyes’ mean?”
Where Greg is an unsuccessful actor desperately waiting for his big break, and Mycroft is a talent agent who is done with the antics of stubborn directors.
-
Tags
Summary
A family moved in – just across the street from him. It was a quiet affair, the furniture finagling all done over the course of a miserly day of pouring rain. A pale, miserly mother, a shouting father, and a black-haired boy around his age. Sebastien observed behind the curtains of his living room window.
He learned his name was James Moriarty.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,184
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 117
-
Tags
Summary
Will was no stranger to headaches. He was used to downing painkillers like Tic Tacs and praying they’d do something, especially after visiting one of Jack’s crime scenes. He tried to command his arms to reach for the drawer where he stashed the pills, but they refused to move, as if they were buried in cement.
His final thought before he fell back into the darkness was “That’s it. I’m dying.”
He wasn’t sure whether it was a comforting thought.
Will has a fever and Hannibal presents the all-curing remedy: chicken soup.
-
Song Fic Challenge Collection - Sherlock Edition by fanboy_squared
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
11 Jun 2023
Tags
Summary
A collection of drabbles and ficlets I wrote based on songs. I saw a challenge where you're supposed to write a fic based on a song before the song ends, tried it, and got sucked into a spiral of writing a bunch of them.
I will add tags as I post.
1. Cigarettes & Feelings – The Haunt - Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
2. girls – girl in red - Irene Adler/Molly Hooper
3. In the End – Linkin Park - Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty
4. Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing in the World – Will Wood - Irene Adler/Molly Hooper
5. Sick on Seventh Street – Sarah and the Safeword - Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Recent bookmarks
-
#ilyarozanovisoverparty by chuyasexual
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverpartykari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverpartyvi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverpartySeries
- Part 2 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,483
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 381
- Kudos:
- 13,035
- Bookmarks:
- 1,453
- Hits:
- 76,806
Bookmarked by fanboy_squared
28 Mar 2026
-
Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 180,137
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 21,065
- Kudos:
- 43,952
- Bookmarks:
- 16,411
- Hits:
- 1,805,613
Bookmarked by fanboy_squared
18 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Severe cognitive dissonance at seeing Montreal mentioned in detail in fic??? C’est quoi ce cochonnerie??
Also going absolutely insane
-
so it's gonna be forever by Lila_Mac
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.
When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:
World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.
What?
-
The Ottawa Centaurs Do Dirty Laundry by wintersteddy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
LILY
There are some secrets we take to the grave, and others we plaster online for laughs. I’m your host Lily Du, let’s air some dirty laundry. With me today are some professional hockey players. First we have a tall drink of water, Shane Hollander.The camera cuts to Shane, sitting on a couch. He shyly smiles and waves.
LILY
A tall drink of vodka, Ilya Rozanov.A cut to Ilya, smiling widely to the camera.
ILYA
Hello!Or, Shane, Ilya, Wyatt, and Troy are on an episode of Dropout's Dirty Laundry
Bookmarked by fanboy_squared
09 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
the crossover we didn't ask for but definitely needed
-
I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
+++
Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
Series
- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend