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    (This fic takes place post-timeskip but before Dressrosa, at a non-canon island. There is some implied spoilers up to dressrosa, but it's vague enough you should be able to read it with nothing major. There are references to Sanji's family, but nothing specific.)

    Zoro and Sanji find themselves caught up in a lie--that they've married. Trying to pull off a convincing act while trying not to kill your 'husband' proves difficult.

    This work is for @AcornPirate on twitter as my piece for the 2024 ZoSanClub Secret Santa :) Hope you enjoy!

    Big thank you to @TwirlyDSwords for helping me brainstorm for this and Beta'ing this!

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “Cook,” Zoro said, in a voice filled with what could only be described as childish glee, “what does cilantro taste like to you?”

    Sanji attempted to scoff, but his discomfort over how utterly thrilled Zoro looked right now made it come out more like a pouty huff. “What the fuck do you think, mosshead?” he asked. “It’s cilantro. It tastes like soap. Or can you not tell that because the algae in your brain has spread to your taste buds?”

    In which Sanji is mildly devastated to learn he can’t properly taste cilantro, and Zoro proves surprisingly helpful in the kitchen.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    ‘You’re not in any position to be making comments about how I act. Seriously, for someone who’s so judgy about it, are you able to catch somebody’s eye without looking stupid and making an embarrassing fool of yourself?’

    Aren’t most normal, well-adjusted people out there able to manage that just fine? Usopp almost says, and it’s evident from the sudden glint of feral hilarity in Zoro’s expression that he’s thinking the same thing, but then—

    ‘—Well, go on, show me. In fact, you know what, Mosshead? Come try it on me, because I’m absolutely dying to see this. If I’m not head-over-heels wild about you by the end of today, then we’ll all know you’re officially full of shit.’

    … What.

    What,’ Zoro and Usopp blurt out in stunned unison.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    When Zoro brings a thorn filled bush back to Thousand Sunny for the Cook, he does not expect things to go the way they do. For one, his plan of execution is faltered the moment he steps into the Shitty Cook’s domain, and honestly, everything kind of just crumbles from there.

    The last thing Zoro expected was for Sanji to be so pleased and to find himself turning red and hot with nerves.

     

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    Zoro buys Sanji a gift. Things go a little sideways when Sanji appreciates the gag gift instead of realizing it’s a meant to be a jab, but that’s okay because Zoro has always taken the scenic route to his end destination.

    His end destination, however, doesn’t seem to be Sanji’s ire after all.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Sanji needs help testing wedding cake samples. Zoro didn’t know he was also on the menu.

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