exprophet
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lesson learned wish me luck, soothe the burn wake me up by exprophet
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
18 Aug 2017
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God, failing a suicide attempt was really fucking tedious.
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- Part 2 of The Bright Side is Suicide
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The Bright Side is Suicide by exprophet
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
28 May 2017
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Connor was a monster and he certainly knew.
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- Part 1 of The Bright Side is Suicide
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Bucky was the main provider for the house, seeing as Steve wasn't healthy enough to do manual labor. Money was tight. So, Steve did what he had to do to make ends meet.
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The Fake AH Crew has a sniper, and an attack dog. They've taken a liking to each other, and here's exactly what they think.
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- Part 1 of Five Senses (series of one shots)
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The Fake AH Crew has a demolitions "expert" and a ticking time bomb. They light fuses together.
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- Part 2 of Five Senses (series of one shots)
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Five Senses (series of one shots) by exprophet
Fandom Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
11 Dec 2016
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A GTA!au experienced with the five senses.
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“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Jack Abbot murmurs, pressing his lips to her forehead, before disappearing back down to the parking lot of her apartment complex. “I’ll be back in an hour. I’ll buzz three times when I’m back—I’m gonna leave my cell at home. Three times, alright? Three times, and only three times.”
Samira nods.
“Three times.”
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Or, Jack Abbot is the guy you call when you need to get rid of a body.
Bookmarked by exprophet
27 Jun 2026
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“I swear... what is with you and having me on my fucking back? Your leg would not look like that if you weren’t so fucking insistent on...”
“I’m sorry, go back, explain the fuck you’re talking about?”
Bookmarked by exprophet
27 Jun 2026
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Deletion by theworldsonlyconsultingtimenby
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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Credits to @theoddddinosaur on tumblr for the idea
Caine still thinks that he was deleted on purpose, so walks around the cast on eggshells, terrified of being deleted again. He finds his way to the cafe and has a panic attack. Kinger finds him there.
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- Part 1 of Post Episode 9 Shenanigans
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25 Jun 2026
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Samira didn’t like to think herself a liar but she had certainly made a habit of it. She lied to her friends about having a good relationship with her mother, lied to her mother about her plans for the summer, and now was about to spend ninety days lying to fifteen other houseguests to try and win a half million dollars. She’s done the math and she’s not sure how much of dent it would make in her student loan balance, after taxes, but it’s certainly not money to scoff at.
And at worst? She’ll have a story to tell during residency interviews that isn’t just my “my dad died.”
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(A Mohabbot Big Brother AU)
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Bookmarked by exprophet
17 Jun 2026
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Jack Abbot is eighteen years old when he gives up on having a soulmate.
Bookmarked by exprophet
15 Jun 2026