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    My South Park main au!

    All stories in it can be read as standalone unless stated otherwise :)

    It's in chronological order, not necessarily in the order I wrote them

     

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    The year is 2008 and Grantaire has a fucking headache.

     

    Though, really, that is his fault entirely.

     

    Drinking liquor stores is, to be fair, the only way he can get drunk. Being an angel and all. It's terribly inconvenient, this he knows well, but the price to pay for having a shitty ass fucking life and also wings. (The wings are pretty sweet, he'll concede to that point. But the rest sucks.)

     

    Now, one might be confused as to why an angel of the Lord, our Father who art in Heaven, would be getting drunk. The answer is rather simple: not only does being an angel suck, but everything else does as well.

     

    (FULLY WRITTEN, UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY AT WHATEVER TIME I CAN.)

    (Author's note: I kinda just used SPN, but I'm like 90% i misremembered some details. to be fair, i'm in my les mis hyperfixiation, not spn. fourteen-year-old me would slap me, but i'll live. feel free to scroll past if this isn't your vibe.)

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Come, husband-mine.”

     

    They exit, leaving their guests to entertain themselves on old stories and new discussions.

     

    The moment they are out of earshot, in the safety of their quarters, Odysseus staggers, clinging to her like he almost fell. His hands shake against her arm. She places her steady hands over his. “Odysseus–”

     

    He bursts into tears. 

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    31 May 2026

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    It has to be a coincidence, then, that Javert is the one singular cop with whom Jean Valjean has had any interaction with. It must be merely Javert's zealous obsession with him that is the reason for this phenomenon, and the fact that Javert is the only policeman Jean Valjean has ever had the occasion to take notice of in all his time in France must simply be a mark of Javert's dedication to his own craft.

    Certainly nothing beyond that. No, that would be illogical. Ludicrous, really. Truly inconceivable.

    But now, as Jean Valjean places everything else in his life on hold for just the briefest of moments to give thought to the matter, the stark, horrifying realization begins to dawn upon him sure as the sun rises in the east—it is not that Inspector Javert is the only cop Valjean has ever taken deliberate note of; rather, it is that Valjean has simply never beheld a single cop in all his time in France who was not Inspector Javert.

    Alternatively: Javert is the only cop in all of France. That's it, that's the fic.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    23 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Enjolras is a mystery to everyone. Grantaire is determined to solve it.

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    21 Apr 2026