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    Draco Malfoy – pompous git extraordinaire – nearly snuffs it and has the absolute bloody cheek to gasp Hermione Granger’s name with his dying breath, claiming he’s been utterly mad for her.

    The kicker? The bloke hasn’t said a single sodding word to her in years. Yet that’s apparently not going to stop him from finally getting his witch.

    From Granger’s increasingly creative attempts to tell the obsessed bastard to piss off and leave her the hell alone, to Malfoy’s deeply questionable – borderline psychotic – methods of pursuit, the man is clearly hell-bent on getting the witch in bed, wedded, and knocked up by the end of the week.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Fine. I’ll be your fake boyfriend so you can write songs. But three months, Jeongguk-ah. That’s it. I’m cutting you off. And lower your expectations.”

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    Jeon Jeongguk is an up-and-coming singer who's tired of writing about toxic heartbreak, so he enlists the help of his best friend, Park Jimin, to fake a relationship to spark some songwriting inspiration for his next album.

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    19 Aug 2021

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    Slow burn with three years worth of one sided love as a fuel

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    Stiles is finally going to meet the online friend he's had for years.

    Instead, the hottest guy in the world walks in.

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    26 Oct 2020

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    The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.

    Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.

    Shite, even Harry’d only be…

    Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.

    Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.

    Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    “Let me get this straight,” Stiles says. “You’re going to be publicly dating someone else.”

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    11 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Learnt from the expert- the art of breaking hearts.