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Someday I'll Sail Across The Seas To You by esse_writes
Fandoms: Roll From the Hip (Web Series), lock stock and two smoking fireballs, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
25 May 2026
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Somewhere, somehow, there’s now an endless sea where tea doesn’t run, and a stretch of woods where people vastly prefer a pint of ale after work, and the stars outshine even the most powerful firearms.
Or, Carlos wakes up after dying, realizes a few things about the nature of afterlife and souls and automatons, and goes to find Cheeky and Maureen for help. There's conversations to be had, between a rat spy with nothing to spy on, a no longer vengeful dancer, and a failed elderly gangster without a gang. Also they steal. A lot.
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Say it's me that you want to dismember by esse_writes
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Were-Cowboys? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
05 Mar 2026
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Whitehouse wants the new sheriff, has wanted the new sheriff for a long time. Claude has other plans of how it plays out.
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You're a monster (So am I) by esse_writes
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Were-Cowboys? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
17 Feb 2026
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You can do anything (except kissing boys), you can ride a horse and you have the eyes of a hawk and the mind of a snake. You can be a lawyer or a sheriff or anything you want (except a sinner). And maybe if you're good enough people will ignore the monster in you.
Or, how Terrence became a werewolf, and how Claude found out.
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Now I'm thinking maybe you should go by esse_writes
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Strong Belb flurry
04 Oct 2025
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"I mean, it's rough to be rejected," 008 tries. "And he's not bad looking!"
James thinks about how Strong Belb looks again. Bald, ginger beard, some muscles on him, 6'1 height, favors pink and pastels. He… sure is a human being, mhm.
"You're heartless," 008 huffs at his apparent apathy. "At least you could've let him down gently."
James curses at himself; he should really just act like he finds Strong Belb sexy or handsome or whatever and put and end to this conversation, but he's tired. And part of him thinks, spiteful and hurt, I don't owe him shit.
Or, fives times James tries to spell it out that he doesn't like Strong Belb, and the one time someone listens.
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Mold me (Whatever you want me to be) by esse_writes
Fandoms: The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
25 Jun 2025
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Thomas comes home after two years away. Gemma teaches her pup a lesson on running away.
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Crow Calls and Raven Raids (Vigilante Andrew AU) by esse_writes
Fandom All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
23 Mar 2025
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"All Eyes On Nigel" post canon AU where Andrew runs to New York and becomes a vigilante targeting crime bosses and drug lords.
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Du warst nicht umsonst geboren (You were not born for nothing) by esse_writes
Fandom B2TSM, TwoSet Violin (Musicians) RPF
24 Jun 2024
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A guide to navigating life in the 21st century when your soul is at least a century old.
Or, a series of fics about the B2TSM members, and the people around them.
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
Bookmarked by esse_writes
23 Apr 2026
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The Layer That Holds You by cloudberryyy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Sesame Street (US TV)
25 Mar 2026
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When porcupinesarentreal said, "In a universe where Grace goes back to earth, he would absolutely kill it on Sesame Street."
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Back on Earth, Ryland Grace discovers that surviving the impossible does not automatically tell you what to do with the life you got back.
Then Sesame Street invites him on to explain buoyancy to Elmo, Big Bird, and Cookie Monster.
What starts as a simple science segment turns into something gentler and stranger: a lesson about floating, about being held up, and about the quiet ways a person can begin to find their place again.
Bookmarked by esse_writes
27 Mar 2026
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Looks Can Be Deceiving by PurpleArrowzandLeather
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Mission: Impossible (Movies)
13 Mar 2023
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After the G-LOC and birdstrike incidents, Bradley has a few choice words for Maverick. Little does he know that Ethan Hunt has been standing in for his twin brother ever since the Darkstar exloded. Ethan is not impressed.
Bookmarked by esse_writes
13 Aug 2023
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Jonathan's note made seven years later is discreet on many levels
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Art Holmwood, grieving two of the people he loved most in the world, healing with the help of those who love him
Bookmarked by esse_writes
19 Nov 2022
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Bookmarked by esse_writes
22 Sep 2022