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“Nobody should have to be nothing,” Langdon tries, not really agreeing with his own sentiment.
Whitaker hums. “Or everybody should be.”
“And we should all be monks, and beat ourselves with whips until we bleed.”
“Isn’t that what you want?” Whitaker points out. “Isn’t that the whole point of this? Why else would you be here?”
“I’m different,” Langdon says. “I deserve it.”
Narcotics Anonymous, Step Two of Twelve: Come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
After finding himself dangerously close to relapse, Langdon needs to figure out how to start believing in God, fast. Naturally, he asks Whitaker to teach him.
Naturally.
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03 Jun 2026
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Dennis is not a big drinker. Apparently, the other Pitt staff are.
(alternatively: dennis drunkenly tells robby how much he'd like to climb him like a tree. robby deals with this responsibly.)
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17 Feb 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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14 Feb 2026
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Carl sees Akram in action and needs to get some of that, which he goes about in the absolute worst way possible.
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28 Sep 2025
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The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.
Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)
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03 May 2025
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[Podfic] Away Childish Things by Lettered by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2021
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.This podfic is complete! Run time is 14 hours, 15 minutes.
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05 Jan 2025
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Ghost!Rodney & Romance Novel Writer!John
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12 Dec 2024
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A marriage of convenience has some very inconvenient complications for Rodney, as he deals with the fact that he's still in love with John Sheppard.
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23 Sep 2024
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[podfic of] The Boy Who Only Lived Twice, by lettered by TheOneCalledEli for Pearpotts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Podfic of The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered.
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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11 Aug 2024
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putting out fire with gasoline by whereitwillgo
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
18 Jun 2023
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Post THB
After Lucy's departure from the agency, Lockwood's sanity is hanging by a thread. He tries very hard to stay away, but he can't resist the urge to see Lucy again.
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26 Mar 2024
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New Page, Same Old Book by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
04 Oct 2019
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He thought he’d hidden these feelings from himself, stowed them away in some dark corner and learned not to think about it. But the second Eddie peeked in from around the corner at the Jade and looked at Richie with those big, limpid pools of Christmas Orphan meets Bambi, and started rambling about gluten and cashews, it all came flooding back into focus. Richie has loved Eddie so long that it’s become an ache that goes beyond reason.
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17 Mar 2024
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“And if there is ever— ” Grant swallowed and seemed to reconsider his wording. His demeanour was unusual, not forthright, not certain, not easy, not any of the things Strange was used to in him. “I mean to say that if there is any way I can be of use, if there is any thing I can do to alleviate your loneliness, I hope that you might ask me for it.”
Strange only just stopt himself from gaping at Grant outright, and thus retained the possibility of pretending that he did not recognize this proposition for what it was.
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26 Dec 2023
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Crowley has a passing familiarity with various forms of sin. Aziraphale has opinions.
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balnea vina Venus
corrumpunt corpora nostra…
sed vitam faciunt balnea vina Venus"Baths, wine, and the acts of Venus corrupt our bodies… but baths, wine, and the acts of Venus make life worth living."
— epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus
DELIGHTED AND FLATTERED to have this lovely cover created by the amazing ineffableclassics.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Romans
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28 Oct 2023
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“I can’t breach the sanctity of your body unless you invite me to.”
“The what.”
“The sanctity,” Crowley murmured, tracing Aziraphale’s lips with the pointed tip of his tongue, “of your body,” with an emphatic twist of his fist in Aziraphale’s hair.
Aziraphale opened his mouth to the touch, hardly daring to breathe.
Crowley looked at him with mute exasperation, a slight curve to the corner of his mouth. Waiting.
“Oh… oh! Please do,”
who knew consent could be that hot
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the yet unknowing world by Ark for stereobone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jul 2019
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A half-step is all it takes to get Aziraphale close enough to murmur into Crowley’s ear, “Put the light out when you go to bed, and I’ll come to you.”
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27 Oct 2023
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Ed falls for Stede Bonnet’s couch first. Then he falls for Stede Bonnet. And then possibly, potentially, maybe but actually a little bit for real - he falls for Edward Teach.
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I'll be your mirror; reflect what you are, in case you don't know.
Crowley drummed his fingers briefly against his mug, and then sat back a little in his chair. He gave Aziraphale a long, appraising glance, and then seemed to come to some decision. “Listen, angel,” he said, “let me pitch you something.”
Lulled by the familiar patter of Crowley’s voice as he was, Aziraphale still recognised this to be vaguely dangerous territory. He swallowed. “Go on,” he said.
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05 Aug 2023
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The first time it happened was an accident. No, honestly. It really was.
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03 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale smiled very politely at the nearest waiter. “A jug of wine from the north-eastern slopes of Quintus’s vineyards, if you’d be so kind. The yield from eight years past. If you have it.” He turned back to Crowley. “A very peculiar thing happened to this batch— it’s full of all these little bubbles. Nobody seems to know why, but it turns out to pair terrifically well with oysters.”
Crowley rolled his eyes, but since he was wearing sunglasses, nobody saw him do it.
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03 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale, it seemed, was being forced, and not for the first time, to sup with the devil – or rather, not the devil, obviously, but certainly a member of his senior management team. Still. He was exceedingly thirsty.
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02 Aug 2023
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Sam doesn't so much break the rules as not understand they exist.
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- Part 1 of Godawful Small Affair
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01 Aug 2023