eggshits
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Karkat gets the job of his dreams and the situationship of his other kind of dreams. On his first day as a professor, Karkat runs into someone he knows.
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At the advice of one Jade Harley, John visits a club to loosen up and take some time away from his daughter, Casey.
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i like it when you're mean (we don't have to get into what that says about me) by landofchaosandbloom for baristababey
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"I'm beginning to think he hates me," is how you greet Rose the second she opens her front door.
"In what way? I hear that isn't exactly a bad thing with trolls."
You really don't like the way you can't keep the whiney tone out of your voice when you respond, "The not sexy way. I don't even want him to hate me in the sexy way? I think? I'm not a troll, I don't get that whole quadrants thing."
"Well, what causes you to think he hates you?"
"I asked him to hang out and he just said 'maybe'. That means no, right?"
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15 Jun 2026
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That’s stupid, though. You know how these things work—with Rose and Kanaya joined at the hip, Terezi and Vriska so inseparable they’ve synched up their sleeping schedules down to the minute, and Gamzee fucking around in the ventilation system like the ginormous creep he’s rapidly becoming, Dave’s options for someone to kill time with have been reduced to you and you alone. There’s nothing special about this, and there isn’t any reason you should want there to be, either. You are in the right place at the right time, as is he for you. End of the story.
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15 May 2026
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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03 May 2026
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"Yeah, okay," Dave said, pulling Karkat abruptly out of his thoughts. He had won the battle against smiling, though his blond eyebrows were slightly raised. "Well, I'm into Alternian guys, around 5'7, medium build. Bonus points if they work in events and always look like somebody just pissed in their cereal." He met Karkat's incredulous stare with cool indifference. Under the table, Karkat could feel his knee bouncing. "You happen to know anybody like that?"
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23 Apr 2026
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god. you're so, so good at writing davekat. i can't wait for the inevitable day that i yap away in the comments about every part i adored.
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You step outside to find your sweater clad neighbor once again screaming at the scene at the bottom of the staircase
"Shit."
Your name is Dave Strider and you're stuck living the same day over and over again.
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- Part 1 of Similarities
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18 Apr 2026