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  1. Rec 3

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    5 Times Karkat overthought his feelings for John + 1 time John made it all feel right.

    rated T for karkat cursing

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    31 May 2026

  2. Rec *

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    It's a cross between an office romance and a hostile alien takeover, and it ends just the way you would expect.

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    11 May 2026

  3. Rec 5

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    A troll waits for an Heiress to arrive, gift in hand.

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    03 May 2026

  4. Rec 8

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    “Egbert, you order the same damn thing every time. A burger with nothing but a patty. No bun. No toppings. No sauce. Just a singular patty, and you make direct eye contact while you do it.”

    June only shrugged at this, tapping her painted fingernails rhythmically against the brick wall. She still bore a shit-eating grin on her face. “Minimalism is in. Either way, I can only afford the barest of bones.”

    Dave snorted, shaking his head. “You’re terrorising minimum wage fast food workers for sport.”
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    Or, June Egbert has a passion for pissing off the employee at Grubshack - Karkat Vantas. Dave tells her to commit to the bit, and things quickly escalate.

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    11 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 10

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    "How do you write yourself a happy ending?"

     

    John believes that it should be fairly easy. After all, when the good guys finally won, that's when everything was solved - right?

     

    "He looks up towards Skaia, expecting to know something. To learn something. Skaia is silent, omnipresent and unspeaking, and there is no grace of some form of god to speak into John’s head like a movie actor’s inner monologue.

    Roxy is cheering, but John doesn’t taste victory in her speech. All he can taste is blood and confusion."

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    05 Mar 2025